Dragon (Evil)
@hexedragon.bsky.social
Lizard | They/It | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi 🏳️⚧️ Nonbinary | 23 |
∞ Autistic | Poly, Open, Partnered (x1)
🔞 No Minors | 🚫 No Pedos/Zoos/Abusers
pfp by @ovaettr.gay
∞ Autistic | Poly, Open, Partnered (x1)
🔞 No Minors | 🚫 No Pedos/Zoos/Abusers
pfp by @ovaettr.gay
Yeah those ones were tame
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Yeah those ones were tame
I have never been more fascinated by a subreddit, in the same way that one finds the dead body of an animal they've never seen before fascinating
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I have never been more fascinated by a subreddit, in the same way that one finds the dead body of an animal they've never seen before fascinating
This subreddit is so absurd I actually have no idea if any of the posts on it are genuine or not
![Post from r/kitchencels:
I'm such a stupid idiot living a stupid chungus life. I'm a 20 year old college kid who doesn't know how to melt chocolate chips. Every time I do it turns into a paste like consistency. Why can't do anything right? Anyways here's a candy Fanta fish bowl 👍
[Image of a straw poking out of a fish bowl containing blue liquid and a single swedish fish candy]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreiebndud7oixr7lpwyzgfcfqrc2lt2uiwrdbaaaauhroynh54nsr3a@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This subreddit is so absurd I actually have no idea if any of the posts on it are genuine or not
I love the smell of incest :3
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love the smell of incest :3
I'm shocked! Utterly surprised
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm shocked! Utterly surprised
![How mfs who use ":3" want to be treated :3
[Picture of someone holding a catgirl by the chin]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreifbyludw7txyis6gvle5vpvqjlzco4abjpy4nej33uyyxm2g5zbde@jpeg)
Wrote six pages analyzing seven different primary sources on the effect of protests and grassroots democratic organizing in the 60s in the span of 4 hours and submitted 15 minutes before the deadline
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wrote six pages analyzing seven different primary sources on the effect of protests and grassroots democratic organizing in the 60s in the span of 4 hours and submitted 15 minutes before the deadline
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well, who am I to argue with the angels, really?
Well, who am I to argue with the angels, really?
![The heart @Fredward Numbers:
[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.
*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,
*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreifsn2bi4z5zewuxyt4y4xeqcqkafmwpqbvscjiatu46qq3numuy5a@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well, who am I to argue with the angels, really?
Well, who am I to argue with the angels, really?
As someone employed there, I could never lmao
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
As someone employed there, I could never lmao
I'm sorry, doing WHAT for 26 years?
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm sorry, doing WHAT for 26 years?
Brain Cell 1: the earth is dying, we've passed the point of no return for climate change, the US has fully fallen to fascism, you are stuck in a dead end job you hate, there is no hope and no point in continuing
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Brain Cell 1: the earth is dying, we've passed the point of no return for climate change, the US has fully fallen to fascism, you are stuck in a dead end job you hate, there is no hope and no point in continuing
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
![Screenshot of one side of a text conversation:
Look what walmart started selling :3
[Picture of giant Vaporeon plush in cart]
Did you know that in terms of Pokémon plushies, Vaporeon is the — *i am struck over the head with a hammer and killed instantly*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreihbebib4z7cx46i6pl3ujy2uce72nwzmkoeevqmv62pcjqsls4lxa@jpeg)
Thanks to buying myself a little treat, I will now attempt to no longer be as deeply depressed and borderline unstable
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thanks to buying myself a little treat, I will now attempt to no longer be as deeply depressed and borderline unstable
i instaphased Typhon every single time
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
October 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i instaphased Typhon every single time
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
clean Prometheus fight, phased him instantly twice
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
clean Prometheus fight, phased him instantly twice
HEROIC GEYSER SPOUT TOO HOLY FUCK AHDHJSNSBSJSNZBS
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
HEROIC GEYSER SPOUT TOO HOLY FUCK AHDHJSNSBSJSNZBS
AND an epic Winner's Circle??? game, you are too kind 😭
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
AND an epic Winner's Circle??? game, you are too kind 😭