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Dragon (Evil)
@hexedragon.bsky.social
Lizard | They/It | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 Bi 🏳️‍⚧️ Nonbinary | 23 |
∞ Autistic | Poly, Open, Partnered (x1)
🔞 No Minors | 🚫 No Pedos/Zoos/Abusers

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I’ve reopened several custom order slots for cuffs, collars, tracking collars, and martingale collars. Please consider supporting a trans bird and ordering! This holiday season!

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November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can we swap jobs for a day. I want to see how she handles working on the floor in toys on black friday at an actual walmart store. I think she would have a complete mental breakdown the would end in the most deserved crashout the world has ever seen.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Please donate if you can. The longer I stay here, the higher my blood pressure is getting and the risk of me having a stroke grows. I have a severely high blood pressure which combined with outside stress has put me into a far worse state.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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💙 People wondering why Steam is a big Monopoly on PC gaming. Simply its competition keeps kneecapping themselves by saying shit like this
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm free ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Turns out my cousin lives in one of those affluent suburbs that tries really really hard to actually be a small rural community, with more churches in sight than schools. You just know the most homophobic white people live in this area
Somehow "go to lunch with my grandparents" has evolved into "drive half an hour on the highway to my cousin's house to watch football with my ex-cop uncle" over the course of the week, and honestly I just wish I was at any point given the opportunity to decline and just rot in bed all day instead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
>:3
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Somehow "go to lunch with my grandparents" has evolved into "drive half an hour on the highway to my cousin's house to watch football with my ex-cop uncle" over the course of the week, and honestly I just wish I was at any point given the opportunity to decline and just rot in bed all day instead.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Fuck Thanksgiving fr
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I'd say this is a new twist on an old classic but the CIA has been manufacturing killers for decades so it's really just the same old twist on the same old classic
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: *literally feels perfectly fine*

Brain: You have an STD, bacterial infection, and cancer. You're definitely going to die
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have never been more fascinated by a subreddit, in the same way that one finds the dead body of an animal they've never seen before fascinating
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This subreddit is so absurd I actually have no idea if any of the posts on it are genuine or not
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM