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Jarrod Prosser. Accept no imitations.
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Broadcaster🎙️ for NBL1HQ. Writer for YardBarker & Vendetta. *Extremely* amateur musician. Also, at the...uh...other place. For a while longer.
Always was. Always will be.
LA Lakers coach JJ Redick isn't happy with his team. But can his team be what he wants them to be?
#Lakers #NBA

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Rob Pelinka’s Lakers cannot be what JJ Redick wants them to be
Redick has expressed frustrations at his team's shortcomings this season, but it's Pelinka who should be taking the heat.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And now we know that it's possible for both teams to lose in a 0-0 game. #EFC #Everton
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is tailormade for Harry Brook to go up the order and replicate what Travis Head did in the first test.
#Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
OK, so this is going to be a long one (stupid carachter limits!), but today is a bit of a milestone for me.

So, 12 months ago today, my life changed completely. The person I thought I would spend my days with decided that wasn’t going to be the case anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@nba.com trade season is here!
Some teams - @brooklynnets.bsky.social, @washwizards.bsky.social & @utahjazz.bsky.social are obvious sellers. But there are other teams who could slide under the radar as potentially moving pieces out before the trade deadline.
#NBA
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Five under-the-radar teams that should be sellers ahead of the NBA trade deadline
It’s Christmas time in the NBA and that means trade season is upon us.
www.yardbarker.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What. A Ball.
That was the PERFECT off spinner to a lefty.
#Ashes
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I am a Muslim Australian and appalled and angered by today's Hanukkah terrorist/murder spree on Bondi Beach. This (murdering of innocent people) goes against everything Islam teaches us, and i wish i could do more to reassue Aussie Jews that you are safe and wanted in out country #Bondibeach
#Auspol
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I know i'm shouting into the abyss, here, but PLEASE refrain from political point scoring about the #Bondi shootings.
Innocent people have died. Show a modicum of respect for them.
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
With all the @nba.com talk around a trade for @themilwaukeebucks.bsky.social megastar Giannis Antetokounmpo, I looked at why moving their main man might not get the haul that simiar trades have in the recent past.
For Yardbarker
#NBA #FearTheDeer #trade

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Why Bucks can't count on a massive haul for Giannis Antetokounmpo
Sorry, Milwaukee Bucks, but Giannis Antetokounmpo won’t bring back the motherlode.
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December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This Rangers/Avalanche game has been superb, so far.
#COLvsNYR #NYRangers
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We're a quarter of the way through the @nba.com season, so I decided to take a look at who has broken out so far this campaign. For Yardbarker...
#NBA
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These five NBA players have officially arrived as stars
Let’s take a look at our NBA All-Breakout team at the quarter point of the 2025-26 season.
www.yardbarker.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well, this has been worth waking up at 4.30am for.
FFS.
#COYB #UTFT #EFC #PremierLeague
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey, @sheaserrano.bsky.social If you're still taking suggestions for Denzel month, may I suggest Glory?
I know he didn't technically star in it, but he damn near stole every scene he was in.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Oh, no!!! A mild amount of water is falling from the sky! I'm now completely incapable of driving my car in a competent manner!"

-75% of Ballarat's drivers this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What the fuck just happened???
#EFC
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can we play the second test tomorrow? Kick England whilst they're down?
I mean, there's certainly time.
#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Did England just get, dare I say it, BazBalled?
#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My writing hiatus is over!
First cab off the rank: let's not overlook the dominance put forward by @themilwaukeebucks.bsky.social megastar Giannis Antetokounmpo on a nightly basis.
For Yardbarker:
#NBA #FearTheDeer
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Giannis Antetokounmpo continues to be dominant despite lagging attention
As the old saying goes: familiarity breeds apathy. We need look no further than Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo for evidence to support that claim.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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A group of men gathered outside of the NSW Parliament in Sydney yesterday to call for the inclusion of erectile dysfunction medication on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.
Neo Nazis Rally Outside NSW Parliament Demanding Affordable Erectile Dysfunction Treatment — The Shovel
“It’s time to rise up!” one man shouted over a megaphone before adding, “But it’s very, very difficult, given the price of prescriptions these days!”
theshovel.com.au
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dash Daniels' delectibly devastating denial defense.
(We need Graeme Base to write a basketball book)
#NBL
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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EJ: "Aaron Gordon has made 10 3-pointers tonight tying Terry Rozier in 2020 for the most in a season opener in NBA history. I kid you not"
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM