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aaaa battery - aroace 💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜 - agender transsexual 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤 (i swear i think it makes sense) - autist ♾️🌈 any pronouns/pronoun indifferent 22 most posts EN, sometimes ES love me a good bad joke

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · Dec 21

INAUGURAL POST.

It is advised that the program begin with a particularly attention-grabbing witticism so as to effect proper audience capture.

Proceed with an announcement of a future schedule, and inform observers that they will "see you soon," to impart a sense of plausible humanity.

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 2m

yeah

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 7m

a picture of a white cat with the words feel that that 's ture

Alt: A white cat sticking its head outside of a car window with a caption reading "Feel that? That's ture..."

media.tenor.com

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17m

hmm...he is an egghead, but has he killed the egg in his head? these are the questions

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 20m

it would eliminate his beautiful shiny egg head. but otherwise yeah it might be worth looking into

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 26m

esoteric knowledge time: did you know that you're just allowed to wear a jacket off-the-shoulder and that it makes you look chill and casual and such

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 33m

ty laney 😌 i went for it and it went hard

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 34m

oof i’m sorry it wasn’t good for you 🫂 i’m already used to having an overactive bladder because i probably drink enough water in a day to meet the daily intake requirements of three people, so the spiro does little if anything for me in that regard. also i’m only on like 50mg/day anyhow

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 53m

y'know if you squint and get blasted off of some jägermeister i bet spiro agnew and spyro the dragon probably look like the same guy. they both got that scamp-like physiognomy about them

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 59m

i'm such a creature of habit that it's honestly a bit embarrassing

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 59m

thought i was going to run out of spiro before my insurance kicks in but then i remembered that i have another whole bottle of pills that i simply forgot was there because they're in a differently-branded bottle

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1h

need a chuckster gf in my life 😩

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1h

yeah you really gotta prep to travel to ‘em safely

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1h

*have faith

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1h

i have in your business acumen. you’ll climb your way up. one day you’ll be selling feet pics in the wegman’s parking lot, living a life free from want

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1h

do not believe the mushroom kingdom propaganda. my buddy was watching the super mario brothers super show and she still got turned into a goomba anyway. granted she got turned into goombella which is probably as good as you can hope for. but still. mario jumpman mario is a huckster, simple as

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 2h

🙆‍♂️ this guy has to stretch to get his finger tips together like a few inches above his head. literal baby proportions. get off my phone

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 2h

k bánger

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3h

thanks for treating me like a lady i guess

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3h

they should make an outside that doesn’t smell like eggs

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3h

yeah i’m ok now thanks gabbie <3

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3h

ty but no, i’ll probably be able to sit down soon. but the anguish…whoa…

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3h

what is all of this action even for. why continue to indulge in the cosmic motion, the physics, if the ontological fulcrum is obscured to me despite my undying fealty to it. my feet hurt a bit basically is what i’m trying to say

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 4h

good breakcore seems to incite such responses

palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 4h

Madvillainy (Taylor’s Version)

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 4h

feeling mildly rankled, basically i wanna fight God i guess

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