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Hey Bernadette
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Hey Bernadette @heybernadette.com · Dec 8
I'm an oil portrait painter, but I also make silly little stickers. A lot of it is fan art, so it's not on Etsy. Here's my shop & website if you, too, like ridiculous things.

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#stickers #fanart #fallout #whatwedointheshadows #wwdits #pokerface #natashalyonne #artist #art
Friendly little white rat sticker, he's looking up at you with love in his eyes. Text around him reads "Emotional Support" He's a friendly lil guy. Vladislov from What We Do In The Shadows from the scene where he turns into a cat but, as the text around him says, "He never gets the faces right." So it's just his goofy sneering human face on the body of a black cat. Completely ridiculous. Ella Purnell as Lucy from Fallout as a sticker. I've illustrated her in the scene where she's wearing the white wedding dress, but she's been stabbed so she's got her hand over her bloody wound. She's got a gun and ammo strapped to her and the caption reads Okie Dokie! Natasha Lyonne sticker. I've illustrated her as Charlie Cale from Poker Face with her trademark expression "Bullshit"
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Love my Astarion sticker from Santa!! Gorgeous illustration @maddestmao.com I can’t wait to put it somewhere special! ❤️❤️❤️

#bg3 #baldursgate
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Beverly D’Angelo appreciation post. Watching National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and what a babe.

#christmas #ellenclark #babecity
Different screen grabs of Beverly D’Angelo as loving wife and mother Ellen Clark wearing a gorgeous lace trimmed top and emerald green knee length taffeta skirt. Babe city. Be very D’Angelo in a silk nightie looking like a 1940s pinup.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Weird little cat I made into a sticker. He’s grumps but maintaining his sense of humor through it all.

#sticker #art
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Uploading older artworks to help motivate myself to make new ones. Fingers crossed.

Here’s an oil painting portrait of Tzuyu from kpop group Twice. This one was for my husband who is honestly the biggest kpop fan I know. 😂❤️

#art
Oil portrait of the singer Tzuyu from the kpop group Twice. She’s got purple hair up in a bun and is wearing a blue turtleneck.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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*Minor Mighty Nein spoilers.*

Why was that chase scene the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life?

#criticalrole #calebwidowgast
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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If I come on this app and see tits they better be hand drawn.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Not to go down this week's particular rabbit hole very deeply, but as a guy who was *in fact hiring Hollywood writers* between 2011 and 2018, four staffs in total, it seems a lot of smart commenters are missing I did not diversify my rooms to be woke, I diversified my rooms to have better rooms.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Always have a decoy button on your toilet lock
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It was going to cost $250 at minimum to ship my brothers Christmas gift to him in New Zealand.

I just… There’s no way.

#inthiseconomy #usps
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Quick b&w sketch of Taz Skyler as Sanji from the live action One Piece adaptation. Guys I am so stoked for season 2. The show is just so dang good.

#opla #fanart
Black and white sketch of Taz Skyler as Sanji from the live action One Piece adaptation.
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Just submitted my lil moth sticker to #inverteFest which I hadn’t heard of before ten minutes ago but is the coolest project. Bug and ‘vert lovers submit your inverts!
Sticker of one of those little brown moths that get into your pantry and eat everything and make a mess of your flour.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
No, you’re not a “prompt engineer”, you’re a sloperator.
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Morning Sea at Shiribeshi — Hasui Kawase, 1932
Print of surf and rocky shore in pink morning light
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Show me
1) a photo reference you took yourself
and
2) the art you made from it!

Reference making might be one of my favorite parts of the process. Also I misread and thought it said reference you took "of" yourself. Which is why I chose this one in particular 😜
Three different reference images. First is a maquette made from clay and paper around a ball shaped to look vaguely vine like. Second is a woman holding a light and leaning against a yoga ball, the third is the same but she is holding a small object instead of a light. Painting of a woman placing a golden glowing 'seed' with a tiny human figure in it onto a planet. She leans against the planet and vines swirl up and around both it and her. Behind her is a vibrant starry sky.
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I’m looking into making a site with #Square free tier to sell my #stickers on so I can make them myself and rely less on #Etsy.

I own my own domain I just need a shop that doesn’t cost a fortune. I dropped squarespace after they jumped the shark, at least for me, with their pricing.
Three pages of sticker sheets yet to be cut out.
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This is so cool I can’t stand it.
partyinthefront.bsky.social Party In The Front - Comms Closed @partyinthefront.bsky.social · Dec 9
Hey! At the time I shared it there was some demand for it, so I made a print of this piece, available for a limited time (mid january for now)!

Get it this holiday season! 🎁

Link below! 👇
Square illustration in shades of green depicting a woman whose contour dissolves into the lines of a microchip, which are also suggestive an egyptian-inspired art deco style.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif*

VISIT YOUR LIBRARY

WE'VE GOT DVDS

WE'VE GOT CDS

WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD

WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
authorsguild.org The Authors Guild @authorsguild.org · Dec 9
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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A procreate sketch of Jeff Ward as Buggy from the live action One Piece.

I plan on making him into a sticker but I’m afraid Etsy will take if down.

#fanart #buggy #opla
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Haven’t been on here in ages but the other platforms are so nauseating and anxiety provoking I’m creeping over…

Here’s a sketch, loosely #ralphfiennes with some added color bc I was playing. I want to start adding some art here and there. We shall see.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Gather round young children and I’ll tell you tales of the days when Instagram showed your art to people who wanted to see it and Etsy only sold vintage and handmade.
December 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Everything doesn’t have to make money.

There are other things we need.
December 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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“It’s a wonderful life” is legitimately an excellent film. And it goes seamlessly from an adorable romantic comedy to a psychological thriller in a snap.

It’s a real treat for us that it is regarded as a Christmas classic. It’s a film that deserves to be watched by every new generation.
Black and white still image from Its a Wonderful Life. Young George Bailey makes a wish on the lighter in the pharmacy where he works.
December 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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⚠️ PSA to anyone posting to YouTube ⚠️
Definitely go in and turn this off!! I don’t think it even needs explaining at this point!!
Please let everyone know
December 16, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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I used to offer pet portraits in oil. This was a memorial piece for a precious family. I am so honored when people trust me with something like this. 🥹❤️

#painting #petportrait #dog

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A custom pet portrait in oil. A happy little terrier dog smiling on a minty background.
December 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Far and away this “What We Do in the Shadows” sticker has been my best seller this year. If I could fill my shop with stuff that hit like this weird lil guy I’d be sitting pretty. 😂

Jemaine Clement as Vladislav from #WWDitS the movie.

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#stickers #art #artist #fanart #vampire
Jemaine Clement as a cat and a vampire that can’t get the faces right when he transforms into animals. Vladislav from What we do in the shadows the movie. An original sticker with an illustration of Jemaine Clement as Vladislav from What we do in the Shadows the movie. Quote around him reads “He never gets the faces right.”
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM