Hey, Dean Yeager!
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nj teacher, coffee addict, enthusiast of many things.
Why are we pretending “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” in the 14th Amendment needs SCOTUS to interpret it when apparently we can kidnap state leaders from abroad and put them on trial in NYC for breaking US law.
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Why are we pretending “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” in the 14th Amendment needs SCOTUS to interpret it when apparently we can kidnap state leaders from abroad and put them on trial in NYC for breaking US law.
The more I read the Stranger Things sub, the more I realize:
- They're all probably 20 years younger than me.
- Media literacy is dead.
- Modern fandom kinda sucks.
- They're all probably 20 years younger than me.
- Media literacy is dead.
- Modern fandom kinda sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The more I read the Stranger Things sub, the more I realize:
- They're all probably 20 years younger than me.
- Media literacy is dead.
- Modern fandom kinda sucks.
- They're all probably 20 years younger than me.
- Media literacy is dead.
- Modern fandom kinda sucks.
At least Caesar made a spectacle of rejecting a diadem.
“We present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion”
Trump: Thank you very much
Trump: Thank you very much
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
At least Caesar made a spectacle of rejecting a diadem.
Made pasta alla zozzona tonight and now it might be my new favorite pasta dish.
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Made pasta alla zozzona tonight and now it might be my new favorite pasta dish.
Is there a German word for feeling embarrassed for something that didn’t happen?
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Is there a German word for feeling embarrassed for something that didn’t happen?
My 4-year-old is now going through a Ghostbusters phase, so we've been watching the cartoon. A lot of those episodes still hold up really well.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My 4-year-old is now going through a Ghostbusters phase, so we've been watching the cartoon. A lot of those episodes still hold up really well.
It's not spooky season until it stops feeling like the dog days of summer.
September 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's not spooky season until it stops feeling like the dog days of summer.
Before: POTUS tells UN that migration is killing them.
After: Sniper shoots at and kills ICE detainees.
After: Sniper shoots at and kills ICE detainees.
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Before: POTUS tells UN that migration is killing them.
After: Sniper shoots at and kills ICE detainees.
After: Sniper shoots at and kills ICE detainees.
Well you know the saying: “Go unwoke… also go… broke?”
The backlash to ABC/Disney canceling Kimmel has been swift, and severe. The whole episode underscores something I've been blogging about for a while: A lot of powerful people just don’t realize how unpopular Trump is
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/a-lot-of-p...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/a-lot-of-p...
A lot of people just don’t realize how unpopular Trump is
The backlash to ABC/Disney canceling Kimmel shows why it's important for businesses and the public to understand that two-thirds of Americans are not Trump voters
www.gelliottmorris.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Well you know the saying: “Go unwoke… also go… broke?”
Tyranny is a dying star– it is an all-encompassing force that devours everything that crosses its path as it expands into a red giant.
September 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tyranny is a dying star– it is an all-encompassing force that devours everything that crosses its path as it expands into a red giant.
I've always appreciated The Wizard of Oz, but seeing my four-year-old discover it has made me understand its timelessness in a whole new way.
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've always appreciated The Wizard of Oz, but seeing my four-year-old discover it has made me understand its timelessness in a whole new way.
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is it normal to be tired all the time
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
is it normal to be tired all the time
It's really difficult to teach a class on the US government when the Constitution is being destroyed at such a fast pace.
September 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's really difficult to teach a class on the US government when the Constitution is being destroyed at such a fast pace.
I have been embarrassed many, many times in my life.
But the worst embarrassment is when you're a teacher and you're just wrong about something, and you're corrected mid-class.
Hell will be an eternity reliving all the times I screwed up in the classroom.
But the worst embarrassment is when you're a teacher and you're just wrong about something, and you're corrected mid-class.
Hell will be an eternity reliving all the times I screwed up in the classroom.
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have been embarrassed many, many times in my life.
But the worst embarrassment is when you're a teacher and you're just wrong about something, and you're corrected mid-class.
Hell will be an eternity reliving all the times I screwed up in the classroom.
But the worst embarrassment is when you're a teacher and you're just wrong about something, and you're corrected mid-class.
Hell will be an eternity reliving all the times I screwed up in the classroom.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
"Our ancestors didn't eat [insert food] so we shouldn't either."
Our ancestors' life expectancy was 30 years old, so I'm not sure that should be the standard we're constantly using for absolutely everything we consume.
Our ancestors' life expectancy was 30 years old, so I'm not sure that should be the standard we're constantly using for absolutely everything we consume.
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Our ancestors didn't eat [insert food] so we shouldn't either."
Our ancestors' life expectancy was 30 years old, so I'm not sure that should be the standard we're constantly using for absolutely everything we consume.
Our ancestors' life expectancy was 30 years old, so I'm not sure that should be the standard we're constantly using for absolutely everything we consume.
Most people on here mark September 1 as the beginning of the countdown to Halloween, but for me, it's the start of the countdown to Thanksgiving.
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Most people on here mark September 1 as the beginning of the countdown to Halloween, but for me, it's the start of the countdown to Thanksgiving.
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Really got my hopes up with that push notification about Giuliani, NYT.
August 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Really got my hopes up with that push notification about Giuliani, NYT.
I sat alone in a cafe for 5 minutes and I swear I felt life return to me.
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I sat alone in a cafe for 5 minutes and I swear I felt life return to me.
Anyone remember "death panels?"
Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures
www.nytimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone remember "death panels?"
The tomato dominated the summer of 2025. Tomato salads and tomato sandwiches — they just hit the spot this season. And they were inexpensive. Thank you, tomatoes. 🫡
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The tomato dominated the summer of 2025. Tomato salads and tomato sandwiches — they just hit the spot this season. And they were inexpensive. Thank you, tomatoes. 🫡
The sell-by date for milk at Wegman’s is September 8. That’s it, summer really is over now.
August 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The sell-by date for milk at Wegman’s is September 8. That’s it, summer really is over now.
Thinking about the kids birthday party I need to go to in 6 hours.
a man in a suit is standing in front of a lamp with #schitts creek on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a lamp with #schitts creek on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Thinking about the kids birthday party I need to go to in 6 hours.
Drumeo might be my new favorite YouTube channel.
August 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Drumeo might be my new favorite YouTube channel.