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Darren
@heydtrain.bsky.social
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just some west seattle guy. dad. seahawks spotter. advocate. this is just, like, my opinion, man. he/him
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 17d
I have been waiting a long goddamn time for this team. we are built for this. go mariners. fuck. #since77 #goms
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 7h
Uncle Luke.
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Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 3d
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 7h
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Ah, put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
Head of the class and she just won a swallowship
I'm livin' in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present, kiss my ass

i’m with you
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 7h
i dunno.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Ah, put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
Head of the class and she just won a swallowship
I'm livin' in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present, kiss my ass
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 14h
a shed in snohomish?
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 14h
erica, how did brandi miss out on this grift?
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 14h
is brandi kruse there or did she fuck up her grift
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
this fuckin chode is in the white house. local seattle dipshit makes good. rufo-esque
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Jonathan Choe to Trump: "Another group right now that is behind antifa and working with antifa very closely based on the research that we have right now that we're gonna give to you and your team are the Democratic Socialists of America."
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
and hey, maybe it’s not dan, maybe these decisions are planned out by the guys that brought you robbie ray v yordan alvarez.
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 16h
yeah dan fucked up, again, but go win it anyways.
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
this fuckin chode is in the white house. local seattle dipshit makes good. rufo-esque
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Jonathan Choe to Trump: "Another group right now that is behind antifa and working with antifa very closely based on the research that we have right now that we're gonna give to you and your team are the Democratic Socialists of America."
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
first sign of overmanaging. weak shit
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
go mariners. fuck.
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 15h
3-0 lead, 55 pitches and no walks. one hard hit ball. pulled with one out when 8-9 hitters coming up in the 5th. chickenshit managing. i’ll stand by it. players gotta execute, sure, but that’s just overmanaging panic shit. (disclaimer i was already firmly not a dan fan)
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 16h
yeah dan fucked up, again, but go win it anyways.
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 16h
he panicked
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 16h
please don’t panic dan
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 16h
please don’t panic dan
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 1d
thoughts and prayers to the people of portland trying to survive this absolute warzone!
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Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 1d
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · Jul 7
i thought it may be caligula as well, the way the man fucks up balls and respects his horse
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 1d
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 2d
fun fact: that was the transfer station/dump when i was a kid in the 80s, before it became that beautiful golf course.
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you are not immune to trenchant analysis @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 2d
Dude imagine being chiefsaholic's cellmate after that
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 2d
9!
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 3d
7 dogs won outright this week in the nfl. wild
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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 3d
Every DoJ attorney promoting and defending at this stuff should never again eat food that is less than 10% spit
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 3d
bsky.app/profile/heyd...
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 3d
We’ve got some damn good players. Also, it’s time: i’m going to come out and say it, officially. I am a Sam Darnold guy, on the record. #gohawks
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 3d
i just heard ‘LINED INTO THE LEFT FIELD CORNER…’ in my head when julio hit that
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Darren @heydtrain.bsky.social · 3d
ya don’t learn much about guys when they win