Liam McEneaney - I'll Keep It With Mine
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STANDUP: Showtime, SiriusXM, other TV
WRITING: Academy Nicholl QF (2x) | Atlanta Film Fest SF (2x) | Big Break QF (2x) |
CURRENTLY: @USCCinema
STANDUP: Showtime, SiriusXM, other TV
WRITING: Academy Nicholl QF (2x) | Atlanta Film Fest SF (2x) | Big Break QF (2x) |
CURRENTLY: @USCCinema
I just got this from the Kathy Hochul campaign. it has to be a fake, right? Please tell me it's a fake.
In case you can't read it, it starts "Elise Stefanik is full of shit."
In case you can't read it, it starts "Elise Stefanik is full of shit."
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just got this from the Kathy Hochul campaign. it has to be a fake, right? Please tell me it's a fake.
In case you can't read it, it starts "Elise Stefanik is full of shit."
In case you can't read it, it starts "Elise Stefanik is full of shit."
Everyone has a story about heartbreak, or art, or survival.
Mine involves a machete.
Read it in the link in the comment below:
Mine involves a machete.
Read it in the link in the comment below:
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Everyone has a story about heartbreak, or art, or survival.
Mine involves a machete.
Read it in the link in the comment below:
Mine involves a machete.
Read it in the link in the comment below:
There was a jewel robbery at the Louvre last night, and the Paris police have already released a picture of the lead suspect:
October 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There was a jewel robbery at the Louvre last night, and the Paris police have already released a picture of the lead suspect:
RIP Diane Keaton.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RIP Diane Keaton.
If you're in Hollywood tonight, go check out y bud Kaki King at the Hotel Cafe. I have class all night so I can't make it, but trust me she puts on a hell of a show.
Scroll down for a ticket link.
Scroll down for a ticket link.
October 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you're in Hollywood tonight, go check out y bud Kaki King at the Hotel Cafe. I have class all night so I can't make it, but trust me she puts on a hell of a show.
Scroll down for a ticket link.
Scroll down for a ticket link.
Just as an FYI for the stupidest political base in American history: The cost of tariffs gets passed to YOU. That's why groceries that used to cost $60 now cost $100. YOU ARE PAYING THESE TARIFFS. THE REVENUE RAISED FROM TARIFFS IS COMING FROM YOU, THE CONSUMER.
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just as an FYI for the stupidest political base in American history: The cost of tariffs gets passed to YOU. That's why groceries that used to cost $60 now cost $100. YOU ARE PAYING THESE TARIFFS. THE REVENUE RAISED FROM TARIFFS IS COMING FROM YOU, THE CONSUMER.
If you stand still in NYC for 20 seconds, someone will ask you for directions.
September 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If you stand still in NYC for 20 seconds, someone will ask you for directions.
“Once I dreamt I was a butterfly… now I do not know whether I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man.” — Zhuangzi
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Once I dreamt I was a butterfly… now I do not know whether I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man.” — Zhuangzi
Remember the multimillionaire tech CEO caught cheating on his wife is a *victim* of Big Rock Band.
July 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Remember the multimillionaire tech CEO caught cheating on his wife is a *victim* of Big Rock Band.
Three songs into Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' I said, “Wait… did Spotify just glitch into a Prince deep cut?”
Nope.
Turns out he guested on a track, in the sense that Prince was a bit of a control freak so for him being a guest on a song meant writing, producing it, and singing... all uncredited.
Nope.
Turns out he guested on a track, in the sense that Prince was a bit of a control freak so for him being a guest on a song meant writing, producing it, and singing... all uncredited.
July 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Three songs into Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' I said, “Wait… did Spotify just glitch into a Prince deep cut?”
Nope.
Turns out he guested on a track, in the sense that Prince was a bit of a control freak so for him being a guest on a song meant writing, producing it, and singing... all uncredited.
Nope.
Turns out he guested on a track, in the sense that Prince was a bit of a control freak so for him being a guest on a song meant writing, producing it, and singing... all uncredited.
Between The River and Born in the U.S.A., Bruce Springsteen made two full albums with the E Street Band.
Not for himself. Not under his name.
Almost no one talks about them.
🔗 www.writeliam.com/p/the-lost-b...
Not for himself. Not under his name.
Almost no one talks about them.
🔗 www.writeliam.com/p/the-lost-b...
July 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Between The River and Born in the U.S.A., Bruce Springsteen made two full albums with the E Street Band.
Not for himself. Not under his name.
Almost no one talks about them.
🔗 www.writeliam.com/p/the-lost-b...
Not for himself. Not under his name.
Almost no one talks about them.
🔗 www.writeliam.com/p/the-lost-b...
You thought your #cat loved you.
Then came the second collar. The mystery treats. The faint smell of eucalyptus and heartbreak.
For those of us who have been betrayed by a cutie with a pink nose and toe beans, and those of us may not know we have. Here are the red flags:
Then came the second collar. The mystery treats. The faint smell of eucalyptus and heartbreak.
For those of us who have been betrayed by a cutie with a pink nose and toe beans, and those of us may not know we have. Here are the red flags:
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You thought your #cat loved you.
Then came the second collar. The mystery treats. The faint smell of eucalyptus and heartbreak.
For those of us who have been betrayed by a cutie with a pink nose and toe beans, and those of us may not know we have. Here are the red flags:
Then came the second collar. The mystery treats. The faint smell of eucalyptus and heartbreak.
For those of us who have been betrayed by a cutie with a pink nose and toe beans, and those of us may not know we have. Here are the red flags:
Here's my NY Times list of the best movies of the past 25 years. It is empirically correct.
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Here's my NY Times list of the best movies of the past 25 years. It is empirically correct.
Link in first reply/
June 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Link in first reply/
Donald Trump announced imminent drone strikes on the Grammy Museum.
June 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Donald Trump announced imminent drone strikes on the Grammy Museum.
This past Saturday I participated in SketchCram at the UCB Theatre. Link to video and script in the next comment.
June 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This past Saturday I participated in SketchCram at the UCB Theatre. Link to video and script in the next comment.
YOUNG PEOPLE: Why do you keep calling Mike Love the biggest a-hole in rock?
MIKE LOVE:
MIKE LOVE:
June 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
YOUNG PEOPLE: Why do you keep calling Mike Love the biggest a-hole in rock?
MIKE LOVE:
MIKE LOVE:
We’ve all seen these ads. And we’ve all thought to ourselves, “Who is the idiot who actually downloads this game?”
Ahem, hi.
Link in the first reply.
Ahem, hi.
Link in the first reply.
June 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We’ve all seen these ads. And we’ve all thought to ourselves, “Who is the idiot who actually downloads this game?”
Ahem, hi.
Link in the first reply.
Ahem, hi.
Link in the first reply.
I was cool. My hair was not.
June 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I was cool. My hair was not.
I used to be cool.
June 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I used to be cool.
For whoever needs to hear this story today:
One week before 'For a Few Dollars More' was supposed to start shooting, Lee Marvin - who was supposed to play bounty hunter Colonel Mortimer - dropped out for 'Cat Ballou', a comedy where he played two roles. He won the Oscar, so probably the right call.
One week before 'For a Few Dollars More' was supposed to start shooting, Lee Marvin - who was supposed to play bounty hunter Colonel Mortimer - dropped out for 'Cat Ballou', a comedy where he played two roles. He won the Oscar, so probably the right call.
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
For whoever needs to hear this story today:
One week before 'For a Few Dollars More' was supposed to start shooting, Lee Marvin - who was supposed to play bounty hunter Colonel Mortimer - dropped out for 'Cat Ballou', a comedy where he played two roles. He won the Oscar, so probably the right call.
One week before 'For a Few Dollars More' was supposed to start shooting, Lee Marvin - who was supposed to play bounty hunter Colonel Mortimer - dropped out for 'Cat Ballou', a comedy where he played two roles. He won the Oscar, so probably the right call.
Rest In Peace to the great Joe Don Baker.
Mitchell! Even his name says "Is that a beer?"
Mitchell! Even his name says "Is that a beer?"
May 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Rest In Peace to the great Joe Don Baker.
Mitchell! Even his name says "Is that a beer?"
Mitchell! Even his name says "Is that a beer?"
One of my takeaways from Oscar night - and Conan's hosting stint - was that this was the first time that the ceremony has felt particularly "GenX".
Injecting some meta and self-commentary and strange while also respecting the institution. Great show to everyone involved.
Injecting some meta and self-commentary and strange while also respecting the institution. Great show to everyone involved.
March 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
One of my takeaways from Oscar night - and Conan's hosting stint - was that this was the first time that the ceremony has felt particularly "GenX".
Injecting some meta and self-commentary and strange while also respecting the institution. Great show to everyone involved.
Injecting some meta and self-commentary and strange while also respecting the institution. Great show to everyone involved.
The Razzies came at the king and they missed.
February 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Razzies came at the king and they missed.
I saw The Monkey last night. Really enjoyed it - a lot funnier than I expected, and the kills were just the right mix of hilarious, gory, and scary.
THE BALCONY IS CLOSED
THE BALCONY IS CLOSED
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I saw The Monkey last night. Really enjoyed it - a lot funnier than I expected, and the kills were just the right mix of hilarious, gory, and scary.
THE BALCONY IS CLOSED
THE BALCONY IS CLOSED