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Liam McEneaney - I'll Keep It With Mine
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must be pretty bad when the Daily Mail is running smashmouth exposes on a GOP admin www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
ICE's messy hiring spree brings in unfit and illiterate recruits
ICE recruits with no experience are being fast-tracked into the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia, where instructors are astounded at their incompetence.
www.dailymail.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just got this from the Kathy Hochul campaign. it has to be a fake, right? Please tell me it's a fake.
In case you can't read it, it starts "Elise Stefanik is full of shit."
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuck!
@heyitsliam.com has swears! They've used 28 profanities in their last 434 posts.

🥇 "shit" (5 times)
🥈 "asshole" (4 times)
🥉 "damn" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Hey @profanity.accountant, how naughty have I been?
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:

His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Behold, a massive career survey of unabashed schlock master Irwin Allen, with hundreds of pictures and a forward by Billy Mumy of Lost in Space. mzs.press/The-Fantasy-...
The Fantasy Worlds of Irwin Allen by Jeff Bond (Hardcover, NEW)
Take a visual journey through the mind and career of the Master of Disaster, producer of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno, illustrated with over 2,000 exclusive images. This lavish coff...
mzs.press
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Tom Stoppard did a massive rewrite of 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade', creating the great opening ten minutes that reintroduced Indy, as well as the iconic three tests to reach the Holy Grail.

Not his most prestigious accomplishment, but made one of my favorite movies great
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
We cant close the beaches, tomorrow is Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I guess loud snoring on a plane is considered "rude."
"Excuse me, sir, can you keep it down? My baby is trying to cry like it's being tortured for its gold jewelry by Somali pirates."
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Congratulations to Oscar Wilde.
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mamdani palling around with Trump is maybe the least surprising outcome. Anyway, enjoy your revolution!
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
New piece up.
It’s a horror-comedy story full of legal disclaimers, exploding Bibles, and a guy who should not be telling stories to children. Somehow St. Louis is involved. Link in comments.

If you enjoy it, subscribe for free.
(Or pay. I’m not your boss.)
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Remarkable: Rep Chrissy Houlahan, one of the Dems that Trump called for executing, tells me her office literally filled out a Capitol Police threat report that listed "the president" as the person making the threat.

It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Trump’s Angry Tirade Calling for “Death” to Dems Just Backfired Badly
As Trump’s call for the execution of “seditious” Dems works against him, Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, one of his targets, explains why she and other Dems are warning servicemembers against carrying out ille...
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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i just learned that my former congressman in tx is not only filing articles of impeachment but used the words “dastardly deeds” in the presser announcing it
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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what number sequence is the generation immune to propaganda transmitting today?

man I remember when these things were being run by Cuban shortwave operators but now you just turn it into a meme and let grade schoolers do it
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Elon's the throat goat. That's canon now.
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I could finish my work, or I could continue to watch compilation videos of package thieves getting exploding dye packs in the face all day.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The great thing about LA is that it's raining now and in 2 months it'll be on fire.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”

CHECKMATE LIBS
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump Counting on his Supporters Being Incapable of Reading Epstein Files
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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At least nine people in southern Ethiopia have been infected with the deadly Marburg virus, a clinically similar cousin to Ebola, according to the WHO.

There are no vaccines or antiviral treatments approved to treat the virus.
Ethiopia reports first outbreak of Marburg, Ebola cousin with no vaccine
At least nine cases of the rare viral hemorrhagic fever have been confirmed, the World Health Organization said Friday.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM