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trans rights are human rights | she/her
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November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
my only strongly held food belief is that well done steak is an affront to decency and an insult to cows.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sometimes i like looking through zillow listings in my old neighborhood and nw houston are you okay

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mr. President
YouTube video by Boomdabash - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
🚨 holiday food discourse, we got the juice
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ten thousand sale emails: we are having our LOWEST PRICES EVER!!! if you don’t buy this shit we will KILL OURSELVES!!!

the sale: 20% off certain things, if you’re a rewards member (it’s free to sign up!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
here we freakin go
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
old navy brainwashing me into being like “ok but we could be peak white and have matching star wars christmas pajamas but i shan’t be calling them jingle jammies”
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
had a big boomer moment where i was like “i miss that giant christmas store off gessner, wonder what happened to it?” it closed like 30 years ago and you moved from houston 9 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i have many likes and dislikes that make me Kinda Weird among my fellow suburban white moms but boy howdy i will take “pandora bracelets are hideous, just get a regular charm bracelet” quietly to the urn
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i am 40 or 50 years old and i simply do not have the time or the attention span for whole ass cinematic universes where you have to keep up with 50 different things on 40 different paid platforms and varying types of media just to find out if someone died
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
there’s a world of difference between “wear your uncomfy church best on the claustrophobia tube” and “shoving your disgusting feet in someone’s personal space.” the latter should be punishable by tomato pelting. the pelting will continue until the shoes are on.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“i kissed ass for years and now all i smell is shit”
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Eleanor Roosevelt’s PISSED

youtu.be/P4PCJuF5vxE?...
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
speaking of wins,
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i wanted to read the atlantic article before getting mad at it and got shortly in before being like “ah, yeah, he would”
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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One of the ways I’m getting through the RFK texts news cycle is to imagine him sending those same messages to other people in journalism like Chris Matthews from Hardball
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
genuinely would love to know what linda mcmahon, whose children and grandchildren both attended/attend expensive connecticut private schools, knows public ed in 2025 outside of what her fellow clown car occupants tell her to think
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
yes let’s solve the “i’m lonely and don’t know who i am” conundrum by creating additional humans and additional stress on all people affected by creation of said humans. sounds not at all like the worst idea
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i’m not online during the day often but i got an unexpected afternoon off and am seeing people posting wins, i love it so much. post more. more good shit imo less…. everything else
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it was less financially stressful for me to not work for the first 2.5 years of my kid’s life (until his living grandma retired and could help immensely with childcare)

like I genuinely do not think people who’ve not had to deal with it in the past 5-10 years understand how much worse it’s gotten
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
made a blueberry cobbler today and it was tasty
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM