kerrence
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aew crowd giving off weird vibes
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
aew crowd giving off weird vibes
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oh damn i missed beshear saying trump’s greenland nonsense is, happily quoting here, “dumb as hell”
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
oh damn i missed beshear saying trump’s greenland nonsense is, happily quoting here, “dumb as hell”
had khou’s 6pm broadcast pop up in a recommended video and as annoyed as i am about a foot+ of snow, it is not the icy hell about to hit my home state. hope my houstonians stay safe and the hebs/specs are fully stocked
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
had khou’s 6pm broadcast pop up in a recommended video and as annoyed as i am about a foot+ of snow, it is not the icy hell about to hit my home state. hope my houstonians stay safe and the hebs/specs are fully stocked
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March 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
lol at announcers calling a steal a “pick six.” this is basketball, that is not how this works
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
lol at announcers calling a steal a “pick six.” this is basketball, that is not how this works
iiconic. iinspirational.
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
iiconic. iinspirational.
reading italian media during this clown show forum has been wild
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
reading italian media during this clown show forum has been wild
nobody wants this but cops and big dorks nobody wants anything to do with but i repeat myself
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
nobody wants this but cops and big dorks nobody wants anything to do with but i repeat myself
i wish james bond was real
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i wish james bond was real
boy howdy some folks can’t read the room with their “lol southerners can’t handle snow”
pal that is an ice storm in a place that is not equipped for an ice storm, which… nobody is really equipped for an ice storm, because they are The Worst winter things
pal that is an ice storm in a place that is not equipped for an ice storm, which… nobody is really equipped for an ice storm, because they are The Worst winter things
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
boy howdy some folks can’t read the room with their “lol southerners can’t handle snow”
pal that is an ice storm in a place that is not equipped for an ice storm, which… nobody is really equipped for an ice storm, because they are The Worst winter things
pal that is an ice storm in a place that is not equipped for an ice storm, which… nobody is really equipped for an ice storm, because they are The Worst winter things
i think finding out It Happened via like, hangman page would be hilarious or orange cassidy walking out, giving a thumbs up, and then walking backstage
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i think finding out It Happened via like, hangman page would be hilarious or orange cassidy walking out, giving a thumbs up, and then walking backstage
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i genuinely don’t want to find out and find myself panicky when thinking about people like norm, for whom this is now just another batshit wednesday in hell and it should not be. these normal people just trying to live life free of this crap are braver than any of these chuds.
How do you think you’ll feel when the paramilitary drives by your kid’s elementary school in a show of force? I hope you never have to find out.
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
i genuinely don’t want to find out and find myself panicky when thinking about people like norm, for whom this is now just another batshit wednesday in hell and it should not be. these normal people just trying to live life free of this crap are braver than any of these chuds.
if you’re not down with that i got three words for ya: exploding tree risk
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
if you’re not down with that i got three words for ya: exploding tree risk
typing and retyping a Very Annoyed Email knowing full well i will never send it and never say anything, remaining annoyed until i am forced to change it myself
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
typing and retyping a Very Annoyed Email knowing full well i will never send it and never say anything, remaining annoyed until i am forced to change it myself
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i don’t care if europeans hate americans, lord knows we’ve earned it, but busting into msp folks’ mentions like the kool-aid man to tell them that is just pathetic, man
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i don’t care if europeans hate americans, lord knows we’ve earned it, but busting into msp folks’ mentions like the kool-aid man to tell them that is just pathetic, man
oh my god he said the thing, he went Full Old Boomer
Trump at Davos: "After the war, which we won, we won it big. Without us, right now, you‘d all be speaking German and a little Japanese, perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But we gave it back. But how ungrateful are they now?!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
oh my god he said the thing, he went Full Old Boomer
hoping i get an email from someone who drove in like “if you’re at home STAY AT HOME” or the governor gets off his ass and officially calls it. most of the schools are out dawg don’t make us drive in this shit
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
hoping i get an email from someone who drove in like “if you’re at home STAY AT HOME” or the governor gets off his ass and officially calls it. most of the schools are out dawg don’t make us drive in this shit
hoda interviewing kathie lee in 2026 oh hell yes
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
hoda interviewing kathie lee in 2026 oh hell yes
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Two unconventional signs of severe incoming weather:
1. A waffle house being closed
2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation
1. A waffle house being closed
2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Two unconventional signs of severe incoming weather:
1. A waffle house being closed
2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation
1. A waffle house being closed
2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation
i love my street being a solid sheet of ice by 8 am
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 PM
i love my street being a solid sheet of ice by 8 am
hey, no thanks. that is too much snow here
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 AM
hey, no thanks. that is too much snow here
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