Heymer
heymer.bsky.social
Heymer
@heymer.bsky.social
Whenever I spit theres a lil blood
Da updated marvelous map, this time with Arabia not excluded!
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I'm puking red I'm thinking that's normal
January 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
There's more then one modern day Aristotle, and they're all on Reddit
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
its a new year, oh what joys I am sure awaits us
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Took a dive into power the world of power scaling by asking questions everyone else is too cowardly to ask www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJY6...
Who is Homeless in Power Scaling City?
YouTube video by Heymer
www.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"I'm gonna make new years look like old years!" (I stumble out of my family Christmas dinner absolutely shit faced slurring my speech. Everyone has come out of this event a worse person, especially myself)
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
New video by me, it funny, perhaps says a lot about society, or not www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4H...
The Streamer Awards Are Kinda Gross...
YouTube video by Heymer
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's gonna be great that no matter how good or terrible global warming ends up being. There's always gonna to be guys saying "so they just spent trillions of dollars on made up bullshit?" "Much a do about nothing huh?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My reaction when I'm watching the Muppet's most wanted trailer and I see a Diddy ahh blud
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Walking into a booktok convention and telling everyone I've never read to kill a mocking bird but I have read One Piece at least 4 times
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Finding the most diabolical slurs that would be considered too far even in the 1700s by looking at rare dog breeds
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I made a video about the cool new horror trend sweeping the nation. ( Of Sealand) #Noimnothuman and the rise of Uber eats horror youtu.be/yFnYhTm0WeY
The Rise Of Uber Eats Horror
YouTube video by Heymer
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Love centering a whole video around an obscure reference from 5 years ago that the 100 or so people who would possibly get it would never watch said video in the first place. Its on the same level as a prostate orgasm
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by Heymer
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reposted by Heymer
when i let out a huge pepsi burp and my baby son looks at me and imitates the burping sound and laughs. plus hes holding a bagel as big as his head
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching some old Simpsons episodes and found where I got a vocal stim I've had my whole life. And it's from Barney shaking his big fat ass under a stall looking for a toothpick
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Me after ozempic
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Day 1 of browsing r/Kitchencells and and making a meal to cope with viewing such abject suffering
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My favorite fanfic genre, "from Eminem to lovers"❤️
October 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
New Pokemon's looking great 👍
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
October 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Smoking dick and happy pills
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Love to be making videos about stuff and things as the world burns down (not until tomorrow at least youtu.be/c0U5NpYTLEc)
The Politics Of Pineapple On Pizza.
YouTube video by Heymer
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sometimes I be making shit that I don't even know if it's good or not
September 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM