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She sub on my poena till I provide evidence
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
She sub on my poena till I provide evidence
"jaywalking is a victimless crime," I say as I walk illegally across a street into a bank with a bomb strapped to my chest
August 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"jaywalking is a victimless crime," I say as I walk illegally across a street into a bank with a bomb strapped to my chest
Concept: a version of jeopardy where it's all parents trying to answer questions about their children's careers/chosen fields. I want to see my mom have to explain to Trebek what LORT is
July 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Concept: a version of jeopardy where it's all parents trying to answer questions about their children's careers/chosen fields. I want to see my mom have to explain to Trebek what LORT is
trying this new culinary technique called "recooling," it's when I heat up leftovers in the microwave only to forget they're there and leave them sitting in their new box home until they're cold again
July 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
trying this new culinary technique called "recooling," it's when I heat up leftovers in the microwave only to forget they're there and leave them sitting in their new box home until they're cold again
They need to invent a letterboxd for theatre. I think it'd save the industry
March 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They need to invent a letterboxd for theatre. I think it'd save the industry
who keeps funding all those efforts to bring back the woolly mammoth. where is elon's plan to deal with the genetic biologists playing god
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
who keeps funding all those efforts to bring back the woolly mammoth. where is elon's plan to deal with the genetic biologists playing god
Had a bad day so I finally went to world market to see what the hell they've got going on over there and let me tell you. Remarkable place
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Had a bad day so I finally went to world market to see what the hell they've got going on over there and let me tell you. Remarkable place
Why don't we call them aeroports. That's way more fun
January 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why don't we call them aeroports. That's way more fun
I know this is pre-emptive but I need someone to invite me to one of the Superman premieres so I can get in early on letterboxd and get thousands of likes by posting a 4.5-star review that says "zack snyder found dead in metropolis"
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know this is pre-emptive but I need someone to invite me to one of the Superman premieres so I can get in early on letterboxd and get thousands of likes by posting a 4.5-star review that says "zack snyder found dead in metropolis"
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Just watched a pigeon stuck in one of the union station waiting rooms absolutely flawlessly escape to the outdoors. No bonks or collisions or anything. Truly got it in one. I think it truly may be the smartest pigeon in the world
January 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just watched a pigeon stuck in one of the union station waiting rooms absolutely flawlessly escape to the outdoors. No bonks or collisions or anything. Truly got it in one. I think it truly may be the smartest pigeon in the world
Please, Mr. Grinch was my father. Call me The
December 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Please, Mr. Grinch was my father. Call me The
Do we think luigi got to see wicked before he went to jail
December 12, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Do we think luigi got to see wicked before he went to jail
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Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
Most lords are gay kind of by default. Just on vibes, if you think about it
November 29, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Most lords are gay kind of by default. Just on vibes, if you think about it