You can only buy the dip if you have money to invest.

Social media companies want bots because it increases engagement. They do not care about us. They care about us giving them their attention.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

I genuinely belief if I could have 15 minutes uninterrupted in front of the whole country and everyone had to sit and think about what I said for an hour after I finished.

I could fix this whole place.

No one lets go of anyone’s hand.

In life people have been asking me, isn't there anything more you want in life.

Usually I say no, but I guess I would like it to be a random Tuesday and all my silverware matches.

Hello, I'm an algorithm addict.

y’all, you do not need to watch minute by minute coverage of mass casualty events. you can tune out until we have more information. the information will come even if you are not watching wall to wall coverage. take a break.

Today is the first day of being awake for many Americans. Forcibly clean from short form video addiction. Don't let them get hooked on another provider.