how much more nazi does elon have to get for people to take it seriously

Cool economic system where parents can legally steal their own kids' identities to either boost or absolutely obliterate their child's credit score before their kid even turns 18

I just moaned in the middle of family function

Big if true

it is so disgusting that taylor’s security had to tell the paps to stand up because they were tryna snag an up skirt photo like if there’s one group of human beings who don’t deserve rights it’s the paparazzi

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

Okay. I made a Gaylor book club on fable! It’s a read at your own pace situation and you can unlock everyone’s comments as you go through the book!

fable.co/club/gaylors...

put this kid on cnn

Taylor describing supermodels in lingerie as “an actual fantasy” & then writing about wanting to brag about getting “bitches & models” in The Man

i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc

If the world disappears and all that is left of human civilization, somehow, is this microblogging site, I would like the aliens reading this to know that a large number of us thought Cybertrucks were the dumbest shit ever

these divas 🥰

seeing posts in chronological order again…actually able to see oomfs’ posts without ads or spam or bots in between…we used to pray for times like this