HighMachinegun
@highmachinegun.bsky.social
"I dunno, Joe. It's like da time someone on BlueSky called me out for sayin' they looked like Lois."
July 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"I dunno, Joe. It's like da time someone on BlueSky called me out for sayin' they looked like Lois."
Hold on, guys, I think I'm funny.
May 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hold on, guys, I think I'm funny.
May 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh, wow, that was so beautifully written. I wonder who wrote tha-
February 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh, wow, that was so beautifully written. I wonder who wrote tha-
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Oh, hey, I got one o' thems too
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh, hey, I got one o' thems too
Elden Ring loretubers: I'm so excited to explore the new lore implications in Elden Ring: Nightreign!
The nefarious Nameless King:
The nefarious Nameless King:
December 13, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Elden Ring loretubers: I'm so excited to explore the new lore implications in Elden Ring: Nightreign!
The nefarious Nameless King:
The nefarious Nameless King:
Fuck outta here, and go to the
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Fuck outta here, and go to the
Mom: "Our cat's name is Roofus."
Kid:
Kid:
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Mom: "Our cat's name is Roofus."
Kid:
Kid:
Protect it with your life, friend. There's nothing that brigands love more than an unprotected sweet roll.
November 2, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Protect it with your life, friend. There's nothing that brigands love more than an unprotected sweet roll.
It's gonna happen again, you know that right?
November 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It's gonna happen again, you know that right?
@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social might just learn to quit jinxing herself soon
October 30, 2024 at 10:03 PM
@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social might just learn to quit jinxing herself soon
They took her job!
October 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM
They took her job!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #8,406,484!
September 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #8,406,484!
Didn't realize I lived near a bunch of savages
September 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Didn't realize I lived near a bunch of savages
