HighMachinegun
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Corphish at the retirement farm
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Corphish at the retirement farm
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she hates baths
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
she hates baths
Top Gun enthusiasts who also have piss kinks: "I feel the need. The need for pee!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Top Gun enthusiasts who also have piss kinks: "I feel the need. The need for pee!"
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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Lemony Fresh Disappointment
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lemony Fresh Disappointment
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Still thinking about Reze
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Still thinking about Reze
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November Rookiez
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November Rookiez
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Hunter Will Remember That #theowlhouse #toh
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hunter Will Remember That #theowlhouse #toh
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Meli's No Nut November Day 1: Regret 🫠
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Meli's No Nut November Day 1: Regret 🫠
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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here's 29. and 29-2
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
here's 29. and 29-2
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Enjoy your Friyay, #StarTrek friends!
As a German, I suppose there is a joke here yet it eludes me as this seems a perfectly ordinary conversation.
As a German, I suppose there is a joke here yet it eludes me as this seems a perfectly ordinary conversation.
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Enjoy your Friyay, #StarTrek friends!
As a German, I suppose there is a joke here yet it eludes me as this seems a perfectly ordinary conversation.
As a German, I suppose there is a joke here yet it eludes me as this seems a perfectly ordinary conversation.
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I'm on my training arc to sharpen my weak areas in my art 🙏
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm on my training arc to sharpen my weak areas in my art 🙏
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Beta AU: How to Trick Someone Into Holding Your Hand #theowlhouse #toh
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Beta AU: How to Trick Someone Into Holding Your Hand #theowlhouse #toh
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Ne nay nah no, ne noo nookie
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ne nay nah no, ne noo nookie