Orgrim Goonhammer
@hightechnical.bsky.social
Alec | 38+ | 🏳️🌈 | As queer as a chocolate orange and just as hard to open up | Banner art by @happyraccoons.bsky.social
Dear IT Department,
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a career vac logo
Alt: Comedian Tim Robinson dresses in a blue polo and grey slacks asking, "Are you sure about that?"
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dear IT Department,
Share a character with blue hair
December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Share a character with blue hair
I've not watched the gay hockey show, but when I hear/see y'all talk about where Shane is getting undressed and folding his clothes, it makes me think of when Sandy Cheeks says,"... [SpongeBob] always folds his clothes before running around — in the nude!"
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I've not watched the gay hockey show, but when I hear/see y'all talk about where Shane is getting undressed and folding his clothes, it makes me think of when Sandy Cheeks says,"... [SpongeBob] always folds his clothes before running around — in the nude!"
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I know this type of post isn't full of Christmas cheer (and, to be clear, I personally am doing good) but I know it's a tough time for many. Reach out to friends, to family, to me, or someone like the Samaritans if you need to this Christmas. Love y'all
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I know this type of post isn't full of Christmas cheer (and, to be clear, I personally am doing good) but I know it's a tough time for many. Reach out to friends, to family, to me, or someone like the Samaritans if you need to this Christmas. Love y'all
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I just think that penises are so neat 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I just think that penises are so neat 🥰
The serotonin I receive from getting the "Congratulations!" message from my IT department when I report a simulated phishing attack is unmatched.
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The serotonin I receive from getting the "Congratulations!" message from my IT department when I report a simulated phishing attack is unmatched.
He skinnamarink on my dinkadink until I skinnamarink a do
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He skinnamarink on my dinkadink until I skinnamarink a do
There are too many straight people at the company Christmas party
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are too many straight people at the company Christmas party
Darling it's better down where it's wetter
Under the Sea is a song about sapphic pussy eating
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Darling it's better down where it's wetter
In the mood to be naked and play WoW. Anyone wanna join me?
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
In the mood to be naked and play WoW. Anyone wanna join me?
I do not want to be working right now 😴
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I do not want to be working right now 😴
If you see this, feel free to QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If you see this, feel free to QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint you should repost with a cute selfie then proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint you should repost with a cute selfie then proceed.
Gonna start calling it "liquid ice" just to feel something
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gonna start calling it "liquid ice" just to feel something
Lego bugs and Tim Tams. Pretty good birthday haul from work if I say so myself. Plus Chinese food for lunch!
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lego bugs and Tim Tams. Pretty good birthday haul from work if I say so myself. Plus Chinese food for lunch!
If I had a nickel for every time there was a scandal involving Bill Clinton and a BJ, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice. #bubba #DJT #EpsteinEmails
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If I had a nickel for every time there was a scandal involving Bill Clinton and a BJ, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice. #bubba #DJT #EpsteinEmails
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
Goon a movie
The Goonies (did I do this right?)
The Goonies (did I do this right?)
Goon a movie
No Gooning for Old Men
No Gooning for Old Men
Goon a movie.
Logoon.
Logoon.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Goon a movie
The Goonies (did I do this right?)
The Goonies (did I do this right?)
I have found that "making" my bed is a good indicator of my mental health. If I can't be assed to make sure my quilt and top sheet are flat on my mattress between sleeps then I need to look at what's going on in my head. If I don't, it only gets worse. #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I have found that "making" my bed is a good indicator of my mental health. If I can't be assed to make sure my quilt and top sheet are flat on my mattress between sleeps then I need to look at what's going on in my head. If I don't, it only gets worse. #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression
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i want enemies
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i want enemies
States in the US I would live. This is based mostly on vibes and what I know about the current political leanings of the states' governments. I am willing to be persuaded otherwise.
whereidlive.com
whereidlive.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
States in the US I would live. This is based mostly on vibes and what I know about the current political leanings of the states' governments. I am willing to be persuaded otherwise.
whereidlive.com
whereidlive.com
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Thank you for your service @pelosi.house.gov
I believe others should follow her lead.
www.npr.org/2025/11/06/g...
I believe others should follow her lead.
www.npr.org/2025/11/06/g...
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection
A shrewd political strategist, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi has had an unprecedented career in Congress. First elected in a special election in 1987, Pelosi went on to become one of the most effective...
www.npr.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thank you for your service @pelosi.house.gov
I believe others should follow her lead.
www.npr.org/2025/11/06/g...
I believe others should follow her lead.
www.npr.org/2025/11/06/g...
It's me. I'm introverts
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's me. I'm introverts
