Orgrim Goonhammer
@hightechnical.bsky.social
Alec | 38+ | 🏳️🌈 | As queer as a chocolate orange and just as hard to open up | Banner art by @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social
I don't care if it makes me a basic bitch, but Beethoven's Sonata No. 14 in C# major quasi una fantasia is one of the best pieces of music ever.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I don't care if it makes me a basic bitch, but Beethoven's Sonata No. 14 in C# major quasi una fantasia is one of the best pieces of music ever.
While solving a word puzzle the other day, I realized that "silent" is an anagram of "listen"
a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache is saying i think not
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache is saying i think not
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
While solving a word puzzle the other day, I realized that "silent" is an anagram of "listen"
What's your birthday Pokemon?
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What's your birthday Pokemon?
Anyone else getting a lot of foreign language videos on TikTok? Like western Asia and northern Africa. Just seems weird to me.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Anyone else getting a lot of foreign language videos on TikTok? Like western Asia and northern Africa. Just seems weird to me.
Show your lock screen
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Show your lock screen
Reposted by Orgrim Goonhammer
If the government executing us in the streets isn’t your red line, then you’ve already decided to endorse it.
There’s no gray area left. No ambiguity.
There’s no gray area left. No ambiguity.
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
If the government executing us in the streets isn’t your red line, then you’ve already decided to endorse it.
There’s no gray area left. No ambiguity.
There’s no gray area left. No ambiguity.
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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January 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Make a band tasty:
Butterscotch Blondie
Butterscotch Blondie
Make a band tasty:
Pear Jam
Pear Jam
Make a band tasty:
Destiny’s Chili
Destiny’s Chili
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Make a band tasty:
Butterscotch Blondie
Butterscotch Blondie
I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with these birds y'all are hitting with these stones.
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with these birds y'all are hitting with these stones.
There is a universe where everything is exactly the same except analog clocks turn the opposite way. #multiversetheory #inanotheruniverse
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
There is a universe where everything is exactly the same except analog clocks turn the opposite way. #multiversetheory #inanotheruniverse
A man? Filling my physical and emotional needs? It's less likely than you'd think.
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A man? Filling my physical and emotional needs? It's less likely than you'd think.
I don't want to. Anyone else not want to with me?
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I don't want to. Anyone else not want to with me?
Reposted by Orgrim Goonhammer
A winter wander
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A winter wander
Because I mentioned it in a reply earlier, I thought I should reintroduce this pop classic to y'all.
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind (Official Music Video) | Paris Hilton
YouTube video by Paris Hilton
youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Because I mentioned it in a reply earlier, I thought I should reintroduce this pop classic to y'all.
I'd look at his dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'd look at his dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I used to see this really cute guys videos on TikTok and how he was discovering his gayness. Then today I found his bsky alt 👀 Happy Humpday to me!
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I used to see this really cute guys videos on TikTok and how he was discovering his gayness. Then today I found his bsky alt 👀 Happy Humpday to me!
I just love that Academy and Tony award winning actor Kevin Kline enjoys Bob's Burgers so much he wrote two different songs for inclusion in the show. #bobsburgers #Mr.Fischoder #OBourbon #ILikeBananas
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I just love that Academy and Tony award winning actor Kevin Kline enjoys Bob's Burgers so much he wrote two different songs for inclusion in the show. #bobsburgers #Mr.Fischoder #OBourbon #ILikeBananas
Reposted by Orgrim Goonhammer
If you see this, post an archer 🏹
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
If you see this, post an archer 🏹
We have reached the low-motivation portion of the work day. #gayofficeworker
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
We have reached the low-motivation portion of the work day. #gayofficeworker
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Things you can say at a New Year's Eve Party and at a circle jerk:
"I'm sorry they couldn't come."
"I'm sorry they couldn't come."
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Things you can say at a New Year's Eve Party and at a circle jerk:
"I'm sorry they couldn't come."
"I'm sorry they couldn't come."
I see one customer's name and now I have Roses by OutKast stuck in my head
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I see one customer's name and now I have Roses by OutKast stuck in my head
Dear IT Department,
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a career vac logo
Alt: Comedian Tim Robinson dresses in a blue polo and grey slacks asking, "Are you sure about that?"
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dear IT Department,