Alec the bread boy
@alecisbaking.bsky.social
Coffee blah blah comics blah blah pastries blah blah workouts. He/him.
"Thicker and shorter" - Claire Saffitz
https://ngl.link/alecisbaking
"Thicker and shorter" - Claire Saffitz
https://ngl.link/alecisbaking
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Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🕺
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 💃
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🪩
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 💃
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🪩
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🕺
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 💃
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🪩
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 💃
Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🪩
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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You also owe me Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
If you’ve ever jerked off to me, happy Valentine’s Day 💖
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You also owe me Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
I made him take a picture with me in between Mario Tennis rounds. Happy Valentine's Day 💘!
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I made him take a picture with me in between Mario Tennis rounds. Happy Valentine's Day 💘!
Mario Tennis adventure mode having to play as baby Mario feels like a personal attack.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Mario Tennis adventure mode having to play as baby Mario feels like a personal attack.
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Send this to a comrade you'd like to smash (capitalism with)
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Send this to a comrade you'd like to smash (capitalism with)
I'm biased
Top 10 couples that post online:
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'm biased
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Eating peanut butter dipped Oreos in my underwear standing in the kitchen is the best way to end a night out.
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Eating peanut butter dipped Oreos in my underwear standing in the kitchen is the best way to end a night out.
Looking forward to a weekend of getting absolutely destroyed in fake tennis by my boyfriend
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Looking forward to a weekend of getting absolutely destroyed in fake tennis by my boyfriend
Bed too cozy. Need motivation to go workout.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Bed too cozy. Need motivation to go workout.
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oh the urge to spend money on more gay shit
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
oh the urge to spend money on more gay shit
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My buns getting glazed
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My buns getting glazed
The eternal question
Do I need a piercing, new ink, or do I just need to go out into the woods and yell for a bit?
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The eternal question
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Working from home means I can prep cinnamon rolls on my lunch.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Working from home means I can prep cinnamon rolls on my lunch.
Love the futility of being followed by lady pornbots on tumblr. Like I don't even need to be internet literate for that to be a miss.
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Love the futility of being followed by lady pornbots on tumblr. Like I don't even need to be internet literate for that to be a miss.
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Nic Cage chews on dialogue (in realistic color TV!) for the Spider-Noir teasers:
Spider-Noir Lets You Pick Your Poison With Full-Color and Black-and-White Teasers - Reactor
You're gonna want to stick with the Black-and-White version here
reactormag.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Nic Cage chews on dialogue (in realistic color TV!) for the Spider-Noir teasers:
Listen as someone who lives in Wisconsin, unless he went to a chain grocery store this is a lie. Almost no one cards here.
Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Listen as someone who lives in Wisconsin, unless he went to a chain grocery store this is a lie. Almost no one cards here.
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I love this BHM series she is doing. Go check it out if you haven't.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I love this BHM series she is doing. Go check it out if you haven't.
Sweaty mess Thursday or whatever
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Sweaty mess Thursday or whatever
I'm going to be very not normal about this
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I'm going to be very not normal about this
Heated Rivalry review:
- some cute scenes
- hot guys
- awful pacing
- some cute scenes
- hot guys
- awful pacing
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Heated Rivalry review:
- some cute scenes
- hot guys
- awful pacing
- some cute scenes
- hot guys
- awful pacing
Finally getting this done, and this show makes way more sense if you assume Shane is dumb as rocks.
Gonna try to convince the boyfriend to do gay homework* tonight.
*finish Heated Rivalry
*finish Heated Rivalry
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Finally getting this done, and this show makes way more sense if you assume Shane is dumb as rocks.