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Hephaestus⚒️
@hephaestusx.bsky.social
VERY NSFW!!! Another bearded bi he/they of the world. Nerdy audio dude newly in PDX
18+. vulnerable to gingers.

@chilichzfrito.bsky.social &
@brick-built-otter.bsky.social think I’m pretty neat

https://onlyfans.com/hephaestusx for those interested
Pinned
Posting this alone to test a thing 🥸
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Here’s a peek at some of the limited edition prints that are currently available that I couldn’t post on insta!
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Tummy/Tiddie Tuesday brought to you by CanaBull Nano Syrup (flavor: Super Punch)
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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How I’ve been spending these snow days. #todgertuesday ? …or whatever hashtag I gotta use to flash hog.

Before you ask…Hyrule Warriors on the Switch 2.
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Fine fine fine I’ll get out of bed
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Snow day #3, testing my limits and soon I’ll be able to take the whole thing 😈😈😈
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Progression everyday, even if its just 0.5%.
Busy week ahead so needed to get this workout in 💪
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Repost if you want daddy to rough up your hole 😈
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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I don’t wanna put on clothes ugh.
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Who's taking my post workout load?
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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*said in the voice of the Angel of America* "Look up!"
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Fuck it’s hot out 🥵 (42°C)
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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It's cold outside but we can warm up here 😌
January 27, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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BYE BITCH
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
QTP with the game you’re currently playing.
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Morning ✌🏽
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Don't worry I'll save some for you
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
2xko anyone?
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Once again. If we want this fixed, the people need to do something. No one is saving us from this. Not your politicians, nor any world system.
Caught up on the news and whatever rage that has smoldered over the holiday haze is newly re-ignited.

No one is going to save us but ourselves
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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How’s the view down there?
January 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Feeling Meaty on a Friday
#musclepup #musclegrowth #pupplay
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Happy Friday y’all #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Happy #FCF
This brioche knit hat has been a challenge. I think I'll stick to double knit or just stranded color work next time.
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Come here, I’ll keep you warm during the snowpocalypse.

#fcf #flexfriday
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM