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hightide.bsky.social
Hightide
@hightide.bsky.social
piece of shit urchin guy
new trend: 65. it's the latest tik tok craze that's taking the nation by storm.
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
wasn't gonna drink tonight but i miss hhgregg so much
September 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
for sale: gold armor. nether worn.
July 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
just designed a new pokemon: Unown-🫃
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
can't play as a thwomp in mario kart world. what the fuck was even the point of making the game then
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me: hey check out this straw
camel: *nervously* what kind of straw
May 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i think if i was a minecraft dispenser and someone activated me with redstone i’d moan a lil bit
May 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i hate conditions. why can't things just happen
May 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
May 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
honestly y’all i would fuck up some ice soup rn i can’t even lie
May 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
they’re putting you in the sludge tomorrow. yeah, they’re gonna take you to the vat of sludge tomorrow and they’re gonna dunk you in there like an oreo.
April 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
every 7/11 in michigan got one of these inside
March 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
do it moonblast? or are you on the gleam team
March 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
fun fact: it's actually impossible to delete your bluesky account! don't believe me? try it!
February 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
we in this shit like corn
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
work: starts at 9
me at 8:99:
January 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ah, WarioThere (found him)
January 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i haven't taken a shit in 21 years
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
every 3d video game starting area got that one slightly elevated ledge with grass on it
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 6:58 AM
better to have been goated and washed than never to have been goated at all
December 24, 2024 at 4:08 AM
lead a horse to water and he'll drink for the rest of his life
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
one day you will solve your last daily wordle
December 5, 2024 at 1:49 AM
find luigi
December 3, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM