hippo
@hippoqueenv.bsky.social
she/they/any
discord: valerіe5
massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice
discord: valerіe5
massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice
I bought both my little cousins the perfect christmas gifts but I was so busy greeting all my aunties that my mum gave the gifts. and they screamed and hugged my mum
STOLEN VALOR
oh well merry christmas and happy holidays!!
STOLEN VALOR
oh well merry christmas and happy holidays!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I bought both my little cousins the perfect christmas gifts but I was so busy greeting all my aunties that my mum gave the gifts. and they screamed and hugged my mum
STOLEN VALOR
oh well merry christmas and happy holidays!!
STOLEN VALOR
oh well merry christmas and happy holidays!!
some guy in a paper star with 2 dragoon parts rammed into my battle chariot so i got the dragoon even though i got the stadium book 30 seconds in that told me we were gonna fight marx
suffering from success I guess
suffering from success I guess
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
some guy in a paper star with 2 dragoon parts rammed into my battle chariot so i got the dragoon even though i got the stadium book 30 seconds in that told me we were gonna fight marx
suffering from success I guess
suffering from success I guess
im so mad rn because I almost soloed gigantes in the field but not another soul in the lobby bothered attacking it so we timed out to the statium with 1 tank tread left
December 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
im so mad rn because I almost soloed gigantes in the field but not another soul in the lobby bothered attacking it so we timed out to the statium with 1 tank tread left
its cool when you find your own my machines in city trial online and proceed to win with them
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
its cool when you find your own my machines in city trial online and proceed to win with them
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
updated it to be even more horrifying
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
updated it to be even more horrifying
i just found this person on tiktok doing fanmade pokemon designs and theyre so fucking incredible like LOOK
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
i just found this person on tiktok doing fanmade pokemon designs and theyre so fucking incredible like LOOK
it turns out you can just complete the online checklist entirely while offline lol
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
it turns out you can just complete the online checklist entirely while offline lol
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
in city trial people like to be sitting ducks and group up and quickspin at the feet of bosses. meanwhile green and red boxes have a higher spawn rate
but i wont complain if it means I get to obliterate the entire lobby with mega cannons over and over
but i wont complain if it means I get to obliterate the entire lobby with mega cannons over and over
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
in city trial people like to be sitting ducks and group up and quickspin at the feet of bosses. meanwhile green and red boxes have a higher spawn rate
but i wont complain if it means I get to obliterate the entire lobby with mega cannons over and over
but i wont complain if it means I get to obliterate the entire lobby with mega cannons over and over
before the game awards my personal opinion was
"yeah silksong and hades 2 are 9/10 games but I have a lot of criticisms of them, so if E33 is as incredible as people say, it deserves the win."
but now that E33 discussion has left its bubble it turns out they werent capable of criticising their game
"yeah silksong and hades 2 are 9/10 games but I have a lot of criticisms of them, so if E33 is as incredible as people say, it deserves the win."
but now that E33 discussion has left its bubble it turns out they werent capable of criticising their game
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
before the game awards my personal opinion was
"yeah silksong and hades 2 are 9/10 games but I have a lot of criticisms of them, so if E33 is as incredible as people say, it deserves the win."
but now that E33 discussion has left its bubble it turns out they werent capable of criticising their game
"yeah silksong and hades 2 are 9/10 games but I have a lot of criticisms of them, so if E33 is as incredible as people say, it deserves the win."
but now that E33 discussion has left its bubble it turns out they werent capable of criticising their game
bandana waddle dee is kirby's heracles
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
bandana waddle dee is kirby's heracles
hot take but if a game has you constantly pausing to look at the art or listen to the music, then it failed in regards to its art and music direction
same goes for if a game encourages a photo mode or music player
same goes for if a game encourages a photo mode or music player
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
hot take but if a game has you constantly pausing to look at the art or listen to the music, then it failed in regards to its art and music direction
same goes for if a game encourages a photo mode or music player
same goes for if a game encourages a photo mode or music player
Its really funny seeing hundreds of people justify E33s art direction award with the same 4 screenshots or that 3 second gif
I wonder why people arent posting examples of the art during gameplay or cutscenes
I wonder why people arent posting examples of the art during gameplay or cutscenes
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Its really funny seeing hundreds of people justify E33s art direction award with the same 4 screenshots or that 3 second gif
I wonder why people arent posting examples of the art during gameplay or cutscenes
I wonder why people arent posting examples of the art during gameplay or cutscenes
this is unironically the most difficult task in air riders
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
this is unironically the most difficult task in air riders
been playing pokemon lazarus lately
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
been playing pokemon lazarus lately
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
I think the reason why I stopped keeping up with pokemon is that they treat the series like 1 big mmo except instead of paying a subscription you gotta buy every game and dlc
is it crazy to say a singleplayer game shouldnt have limited time events for exclusive items/ pokemon/ quests
is it crazy to say a singleplayer game shouldnt have limited time events for exclusive items/ pokemon/ quests
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think the reason why I stopped keeping up with pokemon is that they treat the series like 1 big mmo except instead of paying a subscription you gotta buy every game and dlc
is it crazy to say a singleplayer game shouldnt have limited time events for exclusive items/ pokemon/ quests
is it crazy to say a singleplayer game shouldnt have limited time events for exclusive items/ pokemon/ quests
mega meowstic is so peak
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
mega meowstic is so peak
I failed my driving test for the third time because I had an anxiety attack and I got reminded of this tweet which made me think it sounds like I'm paying hundreds of dollars to have anxiety attacks and I started crying
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I failed my driving test for the third time because I had an anxiety attack and I got reminded of this tweet which made me think it sounds like I'm paying hundreds of dollars to have anxiety attacks and I started crying
my watch later playlist has >10 videos and is >10 hours long
i used to pray for times like this
i used to pray for times like this
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
my watch later playlist has >10 videos and is >10 hours long
i used to pray for times like this
i used to pray for times like this
im super close to checklist completion!
im too tired to figure out a way to tackle my last 2 tasks so I'll just sleep on it
im too tired to figure out a way to tackle my last 2 tasks so I'll just sleep on it
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
im super close to checklist completion!
im too tired to figure out a way to tackle my last 2 tasks so I'll just sleep on it
im too tired to figure out a way to tackle my last 2 tasks so I'll just sleep on it
the "play every mode in quick match" task in air riders is just purgatory
not a soul is clicking on quick match top ride
not a soul is clicking on quick match top ride
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
the "play every mode in quick match" task in air riders is just purgatory
not a soul is clicking on quick match top ride
not a soul is clicking on quick match top ride
war is over...
i wasnt expecting to wrap up city trial so soon but I got almost everything else naturally while waiting for that damn airship (thank fuck I also got the all up despite there being a dragoon in the lobby)
the last 6 tasks should be fairly simple to wrap up
i wasnt expecting to wrap up city trial so soon but I got almost everything else naturally while waiting for that damn airship (thank fuck I also got the all up despite there being a dragoon in the lobby)
the last 6 tasks should be fairly simple to wrap up
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
war is over...
i wasnt expecting to wrap up city trial so soon but I got almost everything else naturally while waiting for that damn airship (thank fuck I also got the all up despite there being a dragoon in the lobby)
the last 6 tasks should be fairly simple to wrap up
i wasnt expecting to wrap up city trial so soon but I got almost everything else naturally while waiting for that damn airship (thank fuck I also got the all up despite there being a dragoon in the lobby)
the last 6 tasks should be fairly simple to wrap up
tbh if i were in charge of the next smash bros game I would cut the entirety of star fox and all the one off characters like captain falcon from the roster
too much of ssbus additions were just 1 offs. if you dont count the 5 echoes, there were 19 newcomers across 19 series in ssbu
too much of ssbus additions were just 1 offs. if you dont count the 5 echoes, there were 19 newcomers across 19 series in ssbu
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
tbh if i were in charge of the next smash bros game I would cut the entirety of star fox and all the one off characters like captain falcon from the roster
too much of ssbus additions were just 1 offs. if you dont count the 5 echoes, there were 19 newcomers across 19 series in ssbu
too much of ssbus additions were just 1 offs. if you dont count the 5 echoes, there were 19 newcomers across 19 series in ssbu
pokemon friends free update came out : )
50 new plush and 10 puzzle types!!
all the new puzzles are really good! and theres an espurr puzzle!!!
and lots of qol too!
im pleasently surprised and my expectations were surpassed : )
50 new plush and 10 puzzle types!!
all the new puzzles are really good! and theres an espurr puzzle!!!
and lots of qol too!
im pleasently surprised and my expectations were surpassed : )
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
pokemon friends free update came out : )
50 new plush and 10 puzzle types!!
all the new puzzles are really good! and theres an espurr puzzle!!!
and lots of qol too!
im pleasently surprised and my expectations were surpassed : )
50 new plush and 10 puzzle types!!
all the new puzzles are really good! and theres an espurr puzzle!!!
and lots of qol too!
im pleasently surprised and my expectations were surpassed : )