hippo
@hippoqueenv.bsky.social
she/they/any
discord: valerіe5
massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice
discord: valerіe5
massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice
spent the entire match chasing dragoon parts and failed
died and couldnt find a flight capable machine before i timed out
ended with <30 patches
but skill is the great equaliser
died and couldnt find a flight capable machine before i timed out
ended with <30 patches
but skill is the great equaliser
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 AM
spent the entire match chasing dragoon parts and failed
died and couldnt find a flight capable machine before i timed out
ended with <30 patches
but skill is the great equaliser
died and couldnt find a flight capable machine before i timed out
ended with <30 patches
but skill is the great equaliser
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF YOU DONT HIT THE TOP OF THE FLAGPOLE YOU DONT GET THE LAST BADGE??? WHAT THE FUCK
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF YOU DONT HIT THE TOP OF THE FLAGPOLE YOU DONT GET THE LAST BADGE??? WHAT THE FUCK
its a shame only the US direct is getting spread online because the international version is just objectively funnier
also I may be crazy but the US version has less and simpler dialogue? like the int. narrator says "who left their lion in there?" while theres no narration in the US version
also I may be crazy but the US version has less and simpler dialogue? like the int. narrator says "who left their lion in there?" while theres no narration in the US version
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 AM
its a shame only the US direct is getting spread online because the international version is just objectively funnier
also I may be crazy but the US version has less and simpler dialogue? like the int. narrator says "who left their lion in there?" while theres no narration in the US version
also I may be crazy but the US version has less and simpler dialogue? like the int. narrator says "who left their lion in there?" while theres no narration in the US version
oh fuck yeah i love these riders but their specials were so fucking useless
they were the "1 damage into suicide combo" and "tactical piss gun" before this patch
hopefully these changes are enough
they were the "1 damage into suicide combo" and "tactical piss gun" before this patch
hopefully these changes are enough
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
oh fuck yeah i love these riders but their specials were so fucking useless
they were the "1 damage into suicide combo" and "tactical piss gun" before this patch
hopefully these changes are enough
they were the "1 damage into suicide combo" and "tactical piss gun" before this patch
hopefully these changes are enough
i refuse to engage with [redacted] and dont own a computer or a drawing tablet or have a honed ability to draw so i must return to the tools of my ancestors (compass and straightedge) to put the visions from my head (that are luckily geometric) onto paper
unfortunately i suck at using compasses
unfortunately i suck at using compasses
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 PM
i refuse to engage with [redacted] and dont own a computer or a drawing tablet or have a honed ability to draw so i must return to the tools of my ancestors (compass and straightedge) to put the visions from my head (that are luckily geometric) onto paper
unfortunately i suck at using compasses
unfortunately i suck at using compasses
its been over a year but I finally have no uncrafted DIYs in ACNH (was missing the gear apparatus DIY to craft the golden version for a few months)
now only 30 DIYs to go!
infuriatingly, the only villager personality DIYs left are 3 big sister DIYs... and I've had Agnes on my island since day 1...
now only 30 DIYs to go!
infuriatingly, the only villager personality DIYs left are 3 big sister DIYs... and I've had Agnes on my island since day 1...
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 AM
its been over a year but I finally have no uncrafted DIYs in ACNH (was missing the gear apparatus DIY to craft the golden version for a few months)
now only 30 DIYs to go!
infuriatingly, the only villager personality DIYs left are 3 big sister DIYs... and I've had Agnes on my island since day 1...
now only 30 DIYs to go!
infuriatingly, the only villager personality DIYs left are 3 big sister DIYs... and I've had Agnes on my island since day 1...
Im on the last lap for 2 of the 3.0 tasks, yet I still havent seen a single lost tourist
this isnt gonna be like fleas is it
this isnt gonna be like fleas is it
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Im on the last lap for 2 of the 3.0 tasks, yet I still havent seen a single lost tourist
this isnt gonna be like fleas is it
this isnt gonna be like fleas is it
my work is never done
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 PM
my work is never done
if your hotel rooms dont all have cuck chairs, youre playing animal crossing wrong
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
if your hotel rooms dont all have cuck chairs, youre playing animal crossing wrong
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January 14, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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i bought a switch 2 to do this
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i bought a switch 2 to do this
look at my editing program dawg im going to jail
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 AM
look at my editing program dawg im going to jail
still learning new things abt this game 200+ hours in
(playing silksong steel soul while drinking at a new years party, what could go wrong!)
(playing silksong steel soul while drinking at a new years party, what could go wrong!)
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
still learning new things abt this game 200+ hours in
(playing silksong steel soul while drinking at a new years party, what could go wrong!)
(playing silksong steel soul while drinking at a new years party, what could go wrong!)
its cool when you find your own my machines in city trial online and proceed to win with them
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
its cool when you find your own my machines in city trial online and proceed to win with them
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
ik my design is simple but i like them that way
updated it to be even more horrifying
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
updated it to be even more horrifying
i just found this person on tiktok doing fanmade pokemon designs and theyre so fucking incredible like LOOK
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
i just found this person on tiktok doing fanmade pokemon designs and theyre so fucking incredible like LOOK
it turns out you can just complete the online checklist entirely while offline lol
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
it turns out you can just complete the online checklist entirely while offline lol
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
it counts if youre playing in a paddock alone against cpus so I just did all the paddock exclusive tasks
but im gonna leave my last 2 city trial tasks to complete naturally
this is unironically the most difficult task in air riders
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
this is unironically the most difficult task in air riders
also cherrim is insane in this game
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
also cherrim is insane in this game
been playing pokemon lazarus lately
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
been playing pokemon lazarus lately
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
this game is so incredible for a romhack. its basically everything Id want from a pokemon game
(btw leading with your mega is crazy, sans ass gym leader)
I failed my driving test for the third time because I had an anxiety attack and I got reminded of this tweet which made me think it sounds like I'm paying hundreds of dollars to have anxiety attacks and I started crying
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I failed my driving test for the third time because I had an anxiety attack and I got reminded of this tweet which made me think it sounds like I'm paying hundreds of dollars to have anxiety attacks and I started crying
