Evil Goat No One Alive
hircinehellion.bsky.social
Evil Goat No One Alive
@hircinehellion.bsky.social
26 | he/they | pan and mentally ill |🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

This is an all purpose kink/nsfw account. Keep it separate from my main.

https://hircinehellion.carrd.co/
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i should have my commission info here actually. i forgor
micro blob stuff is honestly so funny to me. oomf a weird ball on my desk
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Round 3 is ready up and live! Sorry for the delay... ^^

Ezra's too big to move now! All that's left for him to do is get teased endlessly by Ellyce. Even if Ellyce isn't that far off....
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If god turns you into a pillar of salt can I have a lick
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
why aint i got turbo simps on this fuckass platform. give me $570 dollars so i can play kirby air riders
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
so do the combination cock tf/bondage freaks get caged
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I am insisting. Get ya ass over here. It's for chrimas
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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recently learned about some glitched yoshi palettes in smw and i think the yoshi freaks should hop on that shit for inspiration tbh
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
thinkin about shaking mutuals down for requests for me to draw holiday generosity style... we shall see
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
recently learned about some glitched yoshi palettes in smw and i think the yoshi freaks should hop on that shit for inspiration tbh
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
yoshi or that protogen I haven't named yet first reply decides my fate answer immediately
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Urge to art trade a bitch and urge to just do my own thing for a while are eternally at war
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
suddenly feeling the urge to make it known that if i haven't talked to anyone in a while it's not bc of anything you did i'm just stupid as fuck and things just fall out of my head sometimes if they aren't right in front of me. talk me any time i would be delighted
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"ahhh i'll show some restraint and just make him 8ft tall" honest to god thought i just had regarding oc biometrics
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
big thanks to @soullagoon.bsky.social for hooking me up with a model of eos!! if he opens commissions you go over there and pelt him with big wads of cash
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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they tell me the robot shouldn't be eating people and i need to patch that behavior out and all sorts of dumb shit. i simply bury my face in his fat ass to block out the noise
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Need to name that protogen and also make him excessively imposingly tall I think
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
people should be more openly unhinged about my ocs if they want i think. if you're down bad tell me aaaall about it im laying in my bed kicking my feet behind me while i listen
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
they tell me the robot shouldn't be eating people and i need to patch that behavior out and all sorts of dumb shit. i simply bury my face in his fat ass to block out the noise
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
who wanna be vaguely recognizable as this guy's dinner by a single yet to be swallowed appendage send ref
once again tinkering with that protogen design i was messing around with a few months ago. too many people just color a base and call it a day you gotta trash the stock parts and do some modding
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
once again tinkering with that protogen design i was messing around with a few months ago. too many people just color a base and call it a day you gotta trash the stock parts and do some modding
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
in a weird position where i think the idea of someone wanting to taste my blood is weirdly hot but also i dont wanna get hurt that shit suuuucks i'd cry
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM