His Chillaxellency
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When it’s time to Chillax we will Chillax hard
Joseph Gordon-Levitt should never have cut his hair.
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Joseph Gordon-Levitt should never have cut his hair.
Hear me out. When you think about it going to bed before 12 is kinda like an act of rebellion against capitalism, which makes it cooler than staying up.
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hear me out. When you think about it going to bed before 12 is kinda like an act of rebellion against capitalism, which makes it cooler than staying up.
Website Pitch - A Wikipedia for rumour, gossip and innuendo only.
December 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Website Pitch - A Wikipedia for rumour, gossip and innuendo only.
Rap Snitches, looking forward to Christmas
Sitting in Mass about to bear witness
Can you see the Advent Calendar? Yeah it’s right here.
Come around and rejoice until the New Year’s
Sitting in Mass about to bear witness
Can you see the Advent Calendar? Yeah it’s right here.
Come around and rejoice until the New Year’s
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Rap Snitches, looking forward to Christmas
Sitting in Mass about to bear witness
Can you see the Advent Calendar? Yeah it’s right here.
Come around and rejoice until the New Year’s
Sitting in Mass about to bear witness
Can you see the Advent Calendar? Yeah it’s right here.
Come around and rejoice until the New Year’s
A fun thing to do today if you are in a shop.
When you are at the till ask the person serving why the place is so busy. When they say “Christmas”
reply
“What is this Christmas?” in either an alien or a robot voice
When you are at the till ask the person serving why the place is so busy. When they say “Christmas”
reply
“What is this Christmas?” in either an alien or a robot voice
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A fun thing to do today if you are in a shop.
When you are at the till ask the person serving why the place is so busy. When they say “Christmas”
reply
“What is this Christmas?” in either an alien or a robot voice
When you are at the till ask the person serving why the place is so busy. When they say “Christmas”
reply
“What is this Christmas?” in either an alien or a robot voice
I can’t believe that I am the only person to realise that Sidney Sweeney is actually Barry Keoghan in drag.
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I can’t believe that I am the only person to realise that Sidney Sweeney is actually Barry Keoghan in drag.
I can’t believe it only the Friday before Christmas and ALREADY I’ve lost track of what day of the week it is!
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I can’t believe it only the Friday before Christmas and ALREADY I’ve lost track of what day of the week it is!
I wish that someone would look at me the way Zach Braff looks at New Slang by The Shins 😔
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wish that someone would look at me the way Zach Braff looks at New Slang by The Shins 😔
Iron & Wine
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Iron & Wine
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
If CM Punk had any self respect he would change his gimmick to being a wrestler called Pubes, and always have tufts of wiry hairs sticking out of them little shorts he wears.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If CM Punk had any self respect he would change his gimmick to being a wrestler called Pubes, and always have tufts of wiry hairs sticking out of them little shorts he wears.
The theme tune to Red Dwarf is a Christmas song.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The theme tune to Red Dwarf is a Christmas song.
“Listen punk, if Chubby Checker tells you to twist again like you did last summer, your ass better twist again like you did last summer, you dig?”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“Listen punk, if Chubby Checker tells you to twist again like you did last summer, your ass better twist again like you did last summer, you dig?”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
People who are excited about the release of the Epstein files are pedophile-files-philes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
People who are excited about the release of the Epstein files are pedophile-files-philes.
What did Santa say when a speech therapist turned up at the North Pole unannounced?
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What did Santa say when a speech therapist turned up at the North Pole unannounced?
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
Mission Statement - To become the Mr Kipling of potato waffles
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Mission Statement - To become the Mr Kipling of potato waffles
It’s all good, the government have been compulsory evening classes running since the start of March. Attendance has been well over 95%!
I hope everyone in Ireland read up on Big 12 football history and the style of play associated with it ahead of today’s Kansas State - Iowa State game.
August 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It’s all good, the government have been compulsory evening classes running since the start of March. Attendance has been well over 95%!
So apparently #K-State Dr Frank Tracz think that people in Ireland "want to see American stuff, with American bands."
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
Kansas State, Iowa State bands unite for historic Ireland performance
The Kansas State University and Iowa State University marching bands are set to harmonize as they join forces for a once-in-a-lifetime performance in Ireland.
www.kshb.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So apparently #K-State Dr Frank Tracz think that people in Ireland "want to see American stuff, with American bands."
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
Oasis setlist from last night looks to be a brutal slap in the face to us all fans of the “Don’t Believe The Truth” Era 😡
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Oasis setlist from last night looks to be a brutal slap in the face to us all fans of the “Don’t Believe The Truth” Era 😡
Working on a very downbeat reimagining of Grease, that begins with a fatal drag race, and dwells on the aftermath. Gonna call it Griefs.
June 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Working on a very downbeat reimagining of Grease, that begins with a fatal drag race, and dwells on the aftermath. Gonna call it Griefs.
When it comes to the question of best album title ever, Johnny Clarke’s “Sings In Fine Style” has to be up there.
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When it comes to the question of best album title ever, Johnny Clarke’s “Sings In Fine Style” has to be up there.
Someone should do a remake of King Kong where he either eats giant bananas or pure tonnes of normal size ones.
April 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Someone should do a remake of King Kong where he either eats giant bananas or pure tonnes of normal size ones.
With the arrest of Russell Brand, this week marks one of the worst weeks for the man bun community since the great hacky sack shortage of ‘03 😔
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
With the arrest of Russell Brand, this week marks one of the worst weeks for the man bun community since the great hacky sack shortage of ‘03 😔
A good nick name for a baker called Fred would be Bready Freddy.
February 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A good nick name for a baker called Fred would be Bready Freddy.