Hilary Gerstein
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Hilary Gerstein
@hisly9.bsky.social
Neuroscience Educator (hire me!) • #altac • Enjoys #scicomm, brains, rodents • she/hers • Momlife • IBS • What I lack in intestines I make up for in anxiety
“Where is my sea shanty about the TikTok #School Violence Challenge??”
…asked my FB community of Moms, furious at recess being canceled and kids being frightened.

Be the change you wish to see in the world, I said. And lo, @ailicoyote provided. #Wellerman 1/2
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Here's video of the mites! @AmazonHelp it would be super cool if you would just reimburse us instead of asking us to pack up the infested wood and ship it back to you (why do you even want this back?)
November 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Here’s the first 37s of my 1hr Memory lecture for my Cog Neuro course. Husband (who does great face paint) said, “You’re that cat gif, the one that doesn’t give a fuck and pushes all the items off all the shelves”. 🐈 😹😿
#RemoteLearning #AcademicChatter
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I figured that Day 1 of class was too soon to pull out a “Researchers used to think Glia Ain’t Shit” comment, and then I realized that the students are younger than the Dr Dre song in question so it’s for the best really.
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Upon a thorough sampling of Penn college seniors, The Youth no longer know what “Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon” is. Update your jokes, Fellow Olds! 🥓
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM
At the wedding, a friend complimented the gift bag and pondered “Hmm what did R get us for our wedding” and I yelled A CRYSTAL FRUIT BOWL FROM TIFFANYS, ASK ME HOW I KNOW. I guess everyone else moved on with their lives, except me, those losers.
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM