Hilary Gerstein
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Hilary Gerstein
@hisly9.bsky.social
Neuroscience Educator (hire me!) • #altac • Enjoys #scicomm, brains, rodents • she/hers • Momlife • IBS • What I lack in intestines I make up for in anxiety
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Here’s the first 37s of my 1hr Memory lecture for my Cog Neuro course. Husband (who does great face paint) said, “You’re that cat gif, the one that doesn’t give a fuck and pushes all the items off all the shelves”. 🐈 😹😿
#RemoteLearning #AcademicChatter
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Are you a scientist and not sure what to do to help with all the awfulness all around us? Inspired by Vietnam era activism, @standupforscience.bsky.social is hosting a series of "teach ins," in which scientists share a bit about their area of expertise and why it's important with the public. 🧪🦑🌎
May 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Pet Rats vs Pet Mice
May 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Killing the old pope and having the new pope already hate you is wild
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Multiple friends previously at HUP referred to this gentleman as Snidely Whiplash and honestly, that denigrates the good name and reputation of Snidely Whiplash.
Y'all know I love publishing industry mess and The Crimson is delivering today! I had no idea Harvard University Press was publishing so little.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
May 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Maine is small but this is some real serious Trvmp vendetta bulls*** that you should all know about. People are going to die. www.bangordailynews.com/2025/04/25/s...
Coast Guard proposes removing navigation buoys from Maine waters
The measure aims to cut costs based on the assumption that boaters already have electronic navigation systems, or could.
www.bangordailynews.com
April 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ok, but I would settle for just the second part too! 💚🦅💚
#Eagles

[h/t to @thegistsports.bsky.social]
April 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Shout out to Jalen Hurts and “scheduling conflicts” 💚🦅💚 #eagles
April 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
For bonus points, Google “Cross of Honor of the German Mother” to see just how much it is Nazis all the way down
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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🧪🔬This is literally the predicament of research all over the country. This is the perfect portrayal of research in America right now. #Science
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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🚨 EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

Columbia/Barnard faculty, Jewish community leaders, immigrant advocates, and rabbis are demanding the immediate release of Mahmoud Khalil from ICE custody.

We will not be silent or cower in the face of American Fascism. #FreeMahmoud
March 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Phenomenal
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Judge Reyes just became my favorite person.
February 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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"Our nation’s core values are under attack, and standing up for what’s right takes bravery and courage. That’s why we, the Democrats, have decided to stay seated until we can figure out what to do."
We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
“More than 50 interviews with Democratic leaders revealed a party that is struggling to define what it stands for, what issues to prioritize, and h...
buff.ly
February 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?

DON'T DO IT.

If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.

Document, document, document.

Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Gotta admit this slaps
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM