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an Aries, an apocalypse. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. aging party girl. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me? Being annoying, even if you don’t know you’re annoying, will just get you blocked.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · Dec 22

New rule: if we aren’t Twitter mutuals, haven’t already interacted on here consistently, and/or you aren’t sharing something private and personal that’s relevant to something I said or how we relate to each other, don’t DM me. I don’t want another “hi” in there. Say it on the skyline, bud.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 13m

VIRGINIA WOOLF lmaooo I am screaming

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1h

She might really be more powerful than Homelander. #GenV

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1h

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1h

Something’s Gotta Give” is a top 20 movie for me.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1h

Oh no!!!!! people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The Oscar award-winning actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' ...

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 2h

Cipher is scary…. #genv

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 2h

The people who write The Boys and Gen V are very sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 4h

One of the only welcome things about this current period in the U.S. is that the "this is not who WE are" stuff might finally be over.

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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 4h

The Snyder cut we were waiting for

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 4h

This is cinema!

Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 6h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 5h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 21h

I’m so glad I got up and sliced those sweet potatoes even though I really didn’t want to. My dinner was so good!

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 22h

Omg yes!!! I meant to talk about this when I was at Dulles in July but I was sad because I was at Dulles.

Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 1d

One surreally insane thing about the current moment is that when you go through a TSA checkpoint Kristi Noem is talking propaganda to you the whole time on multiple screens around you

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 22h

It’s not why you like trains 🤭🤭

Darsan Solomon @dizzyidiot.bsky.social · 1d

(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire)

That didn’t cause autism
We were always stimming
Since the world’s been spinning

That didn’t cause autism
Tylenol is for pain
It’s not why you like trains

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 22h

It wasn’t a slip lol he knows he’s the boss

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 23h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 22h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

A great show 🤣

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

OH MY GOD

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

One thing about Real Housewives? Someone is getting arrested.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

Yuppppp 🤭🤭🤭

Anxious Rage @anxiousrage.blacksky.app · 1d

If nothing else, all of this is sweeping away the last of my imposter syndrome

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

Waiting for my EZ pass transactions from this week to clear but I don’t think it will ultimately be that costly for me which is good. I can keep my oyster-eating lifestyle 😂😂😂

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

None of us, especially minorities, would survive saying something this stupid at work.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

Marco Rubio obviously knows how stupid this is but he made his bed.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

Lmaooo

Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.bsky.social · 1d

I want to go to 7/11 but I do not want the men outside of 7/11 to talk to me 😂

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