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Today on “Shoulda won a Grammy”
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Replaying Tears of the Kingdom bc I had a week of time to kill in the burbs, and forgot how easily it is to go from "this game is so cute" to "fuck. FUCK FUCK" once those freaky-ass gloom hands start appearing with frequency
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is the free stuff worth the soul-crushing minstrelsy of being an 'influencer'
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Straight gym resolutioneers start January 1.

Gay gym resolutioneers (and straight fitness-oriented folks) start the day after thanksgiving. In this essay I will
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
yum fagslop
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Saturday ass Friday
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It's FINALLY DJ Play a Christmas Song season!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I probably need to find another way to explain why I'm discouraged from planning anything for my birthday this year, bc saying "yeah I don't think anyone aside from my mom & dad cares enough to show up" isn't landing the way I want to
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Finished the new Hyrule Warriors story mode and am p disappointed it spent exactly zero time discussing how princess zelda is a fucking dragon. Most important plot point of the game it's supposed to be referencing and they just didn't mention or bring it up. It's just "ganon's sealed" games over
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Love how in the past I could say to my phone "set an alarm," and it would set an alarm.

Now it opens a chat dialogue with an AI-bot and/or gives an AI overview of "how to set an alarm" from various sources. It absolutely does not set my alarm. 😐
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Solo travel is fine and nice and Ive done it plenty, but I often wish I had a travel buddy
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm usually pretty politically aware but the one debate I have never bothered to learned anything about is the NIMBY vs YIMBY people. Idk what the acronyms mean, I just know there are a lot of people on either side constantly yelling at each other on the Internet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bought these knee supports as a goof for my Halloween costume but I'm distressed at how useful they've actually been for my rapidly aging knees.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Didn't get invited to any friendsgivings this year even though my roast chicken is usually pretty popular, but oh well guess I'll go kms
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yeah I'll probably watch that gay hockey show
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Some straight man really enthusiastically complimented my outfit today
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Got to get hotter
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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On @allinwithchris.bsky.social Gov Kathy Hochul responds to Rep Elise Stefanik’s repeated assertions that Zohran Mamdani is a “jihadist”:

“She’s full of shit.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani. 😄
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Whenever some new twink pops up on my insta "people you may know" thingy, there's always one oomf at the scene of the crime. Like yes of course we're mutuals with him. Every time. 🫢
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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lol.

lmao even.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM