Hjalmer
@hjalmer.com
I am curious. I help people frustrated with how difficult it is to use technology. Find me working at APi Group, writing at Micro.blog and posting on Instagram.
Hot fire on a clear night! 6F and slight breeze
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Hot fire on a clear night! 6F and slight breeze
Out of twenty things in the list, I have only not owned an encyclopedia, though many of my peers did. The rest of the experiences were all very normal at various points in my life. Just like sniffing freshly mimeographed worksheets at sc... https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2025/12/14/out-of-twenty-things-in/
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Out of twenty things in the list, I have only not owned an encyclopedia, though many of my peers did. The rest of the experiences were all very normal at various points in my life. Just like sniffing freshly mimeographed worksheets at sc... https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2025/12/14/out-of-twenty-things-in/
Looking West on Margaret Street, enjoying the sunset earlier this evening
July 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Looking West on Margaret Street, enjoying the sunset earlier this evening
Sometimes it rains on the island. Even in July.
July 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes it rains on the island. Even in July.
Afternoon project and soundtrack:
March 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Afternoon project and soundtrack:
First time I’ve seen an Instax photo. About the size of a credit card. From a company event this morning.
Apologies to Tim who has no idea he is on my timeline.
Apologies to Tim who has no idea he is on my timeline.
March 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
First time I’ve seen an Instax photo. About the size of a credit card. From a company event this morning.
Apologies to Tim who has no idea he is on my timeline.
Apologies to Tim who has no idea he is on my timeline.
I met the challenge.
Even with a lid on the cup, I managed to pour coffee onto my face and my clothing.
Even with a lid on the cup, I managed to pour coffee onto my face and my clothing.
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I met the challenge.
Even with a lid on the cup, I managed to pour coffee onto my face and my clothing.
Even with a lid on the cup, I managed to pour coffee onto my face and my clothing.
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January 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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The disadvantage of a clever lockscreen wallpaper like this is that you must fight the urge to actually use the scroll wheel.
I have owned at least three iPods.
I have owned at least three iPods.
January 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The disadvantage of a clever lockscreen wallpaper like this is that you must fight the urge to actually use the scroll wheel.
I have owned at least three iPods.
I have owned at least three iPods.
Looking West on Margaret Street on Saint Paul, Minnesota’s East Side
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Looking West on Margaret Street on Saint Paul, Minnesota’s East Side
Identity and a Kind of Answer to a Question: https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2024/12/26/identity-and-a-kind-of.html
December 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Identity and a Kind of Answer to a Question: https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2024/12/26/identity-and-a-kind-of.html
Status: State Theatre in Minneapolis
November 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Status: State Theatre in Minneapolis
The beacons are lit. Happy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The beacons are lit. Happy Halloween!!!
14th iteration. If Nordic myth and Renaissance Masters had crossed paths.
October 14, 2024 at 2:03 AM
14th iteration. If Nordic myth and Renaissance Masters had crossed paths.
Hypothetically, if I was to go to The Renaissance Festival, buy a Tricorn hat and eat a roasted leg or Turkey, I might look like this:
September 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Hypothetically, if I was to go to The Renaissance Festival, buy a Tricorn hat and eat a roasted leg or Turkey, I might look like this: