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Hjalmer
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I am curious. I help people frustrated with how difficult it is to use technology. Find me working at APi Group, writing at Micro.blog and posting on Instagram.
Service I once explored: “We’re deleting your account from lack of use”

Me: “Seems sensible”

Service I once explored: “We’re going to keep sending email as if you have an active account”
Resonance
Service I once explored: “We’re deleting your account from lack of use” Me: “Seems sensible” Service I once explored: “We’re going to keep sending email as if you have an active account”
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I love this, And he’s right:

How to Make a Damn Web Site
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The one thing that always inspires me to change something is to take decisive action. Then I see how much better it could be if I would only fix everything I just did.
Resonance
The one thing that always inspires me to change something is to take decisive action. Then I see how much better it could be if I would only fix everything I just did.
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January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I promise I won’t post every Spam message. I just wanted to illustrate that if you’re seeing it more, lately, you’re not alone.
Resonance
I promise I won’t post every Spam message. I just wanted to illustrate that if you’re seeing it more, lately, you’re not alone.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Telegram Spam tonight:

"Have a wonderful Wednesday, my friend!"

Good grammar! But not someone I know.
Resonance
Telegram Spam tonight: Have a wonderful Wednesday, my friend! Good grammar! But not someone I know.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
SMS Spam tonight:

"You’ve been on my mind a lot these past days."

and

"I’ve been thinking of you more than expected."

Two different numbers. Yeah. No. I’m not that popular.
Resonance
SMS Spam tonight: You’ve been on my mind a lot these past days. and I’ve been thinking of you more than expected. Two different numbers. Yeah. No. I’m not that popular.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Coffee did its job to get me through my day. But Monday hit hard. I’m spent.
Resonance
Coffee did its job to get me through my day. But Monday hit hard. I’m spent.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Hot fire on a clear night! 6F and slight breeze
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Crucial Track for December 25, 2025
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December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Working with the Forever✱Notes scheme in Apple Notes and I find that there are wonderful reasons to use Notes for the purpose. And I’m learning there are some things that I wish notes could already do.

I wish individual Not... https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2025/12/16/working-with-the-forevernotes-scheme/
Resonance
Working with the Forever✱Notes scheme in Apple Notes and I find that there are wonderful reasons to use Notes for the purpose. And I’m learning there are some things that I wish notes could already do. I wish individual Notes had anchor tags, like old HTML, so I could have a sort of table of contents for a long note and jump from the top of a note to a specific section.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Out of twenty things in the list, I have only not owned an encyclopedia, though many of my peers did. The rest of the experiences were all very normal at various points in my life. Just like sniffing freshly mimeographed worksheets at sc... https://1-1.hjalmer.com/2025/12/14/out-of-twenty-things-in/
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That feeling when you learn your phone is still in your car because your glucose monitor app is reporting a lack of communication with the sensor.

Stands to reason.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Northern Lights visible in Northern sky and overhead in St. Paul, MN. #mnwx
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Hjalmer
The Democrats are just the absolute *worst* at politics. No question that the Republicans were being blamed for the shutdown. It sucked a lot but at least the politics were working. Now, by caving for nothing, they invalidate all that and leave people asking what the point was? It’s now their fault.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
TIL, with a heavy heart, that the browser extension for Bear and the Stop the Madness extension on iPadOS make Safari open new tabs with every link.

It does not at all seem to be related to any of the Safari Settings themselves. It is also not every extension.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have studied Plex a little more over the past few days, and found a way to improve recognition of lesser-known films and learned how to show more than one version of the same movie. It’s about metadata in the file names.

Multiple Editions - Movies
New Files Not Appearing After Library Scan
Multiple Editions - Movies
Tip!: The ability to specify different editions for a movie requires a Plex Pass subscription for Server admin account. Currently,...
support.plex.tv
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Have learned a bit more about T2 Intel Macs and Apple Configurator. Love it when the envelope gets bigger. Confounded that DFU uses different tools depending on the device you’re working on.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So crestfallen that Apple Magic Keyboards — at least circa model A1644 — will only pair to a single device. That is awesome with Universal Control, but not awesome when you are away from that station
September 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Carolyn’s Fingers by Cocteau Twins on Apple Music
Song · 1988 · Duration 3:06
music.apple.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM