Andrew Selbst
aselbst.bsky.social
Andrew Selbst
@aselbst.bsky.social
UCLA Law Prof. Focused on law, tech, and justice. Posting is mostly rage at fascists, their journalist enablers, and feckless Dems who need to retire. Sometimes I even post about things people call me an expert in. He/him. http://ssrn.com/author=1328346
AI is ruining everything, Exhibit #45392
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I agree, although whenever anyone mentions Miss Cleo I remember my friend who worked as one of her telephone psychics and told me that part of the job was knowing when to tell people to hang up and dial 911.
We need a public awareness campaign to start treating generative AI like Miss Cleo. “For entertainment purposes only.”
”Doctors agreed that long wait times for appointments were bad, yet also expressed concerns about patients turning to magic 8 balls for medical advice”
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We need a public awareness campaign to start treating generative AI like Miss Cleo. “For entertainment purposes only.”
”Doctors agreed that long wait times for appointments were bad, yet also expressed concerns about patients turning to magic 8 balls for medical advice”
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Yeah, seems bad
We’re watching a shift where AI simulates the cohesion and reinforcement that used to require an entire online community. A single person can now build a complete parallel reality with nothing more than a prompt window. Which seems bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Badge of dishonor: “Among the universities recommended to remain in the program are Columbia University, MIT, University of Michigan, University of Pennsylvania, University of Virginia and University of Texas at Austin.”
It’s an honor for GW to be on this list of schools to be banned from State Dept programs for having decent hiring and ethical practices. Hope it stays that way. Complying with Trump’s bigoted demands and open racism is shameful.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
State department to cut 38 universities from research program over DEI policies
Trump administration proposal would exclude elite schools that use diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Larry Summers was legitimately one of the least surprising possible elites on the Dem side of the aisle (supposedly) who could have shown up in the Epstein emails.

Is there a single person surprised that 1) he was chummy with Epstein or 2) tried to fuck grad students?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Even before the Epstein emails, wasn’t it abundantly clear that any supposed liberal organization that works with Larry Summers is just instantly discredited based on his views alone?
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The Supreme Court made up the "major questions doctrine," under which the Court gets extra powers when things are a Big Deal and what's a Big Deal is up to the Justices.

Why not make up a new "signature policies" rule where a president can put things beyond the court's reach, like a franchise tag.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s too bad the MQD was never anything other than a made up vehicle for deregulatory (more cynically/accurately, Republican) wins at the Supreme Court.
In this post, I explain why the major questions doctrine provides additional reason to reject Trump's claims of sweeping detention/deportation power under the Alien Enemies Act, which he claims is triggered by illegal migration and drug smuggling: reason.com/volokh/2025/...
The Alien Enemies Act and the Major Questions Doctrine
The Trump administration's claims that illegal migration and drug smuggling qualify as an "invasion" or a "predatory incursion" under the Alien Enemies Act go against the major questions doctrine.
reason.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Great. Just fucking great.
“As of today, von der Leyen’s political majority will be the right and far-right only, with devastating repercussions for the EU’s economy, society, and democratic foundations, enabling the US administration to double down on its influence over the EU”
This week marked a major milestone in the EU - the shattering of the cordon sanitaire against the far right in the European Parliament.

Here's my summary of what happened, what it means, and what's next:
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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My latest on the AI bubble in finance: 6 charts that tell the story in ways that are hard to put into words.

1. U.S. data-center build-out. Notice the explosion in 2025. That's the permitting gold rush happening now. Would be shocking if 1 in 20 of these get built, but they factor into projections.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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This memo is almost an admission of legal *vulnerability* for those carrying out bombings.

“It signals fear that what they’re doing is illegal and that they could possibly be subject to criminal action under US law and international law,” Rep Adam Smith tells me. 4/

newrepublic.com/article/2032...
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Trump's illegal murders in the Caribbean just got worse. An internal DOJ memo on the bombings says the victims are waging war on the US, but per NYT, it extensively cites the WH's *own claims* to this effect as evidence!

It gets even darker than that. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
Trump Boat Bombings Take Dark, Unnerving Turn with Leaked Memo Stunner
A new Trump administration memo argues that those carrying out the boat attacks can’t be prosecuted. Why? Because the administration says so!
newrepublic.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I mean you literally aren’t but it’s fine
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I should have started even earlier with the caption of the case: not UC, but AAUP, v Trump et al.

The @aaup.org and UC faculty associations, unions etc representing huge numbers of UC employees brought this suit.

The UC itself maintains its mysterious strategy of standing very, very still & quiet.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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BREAKING: In AAUP et al v. Trump (wall-to-wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of TItle VI to reshape the University of California system), the faculty and staff of the UC system WON!!!

We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I remain convinced that the thing that broke Congress was banning pork in the Obama era. Without a supermajority, you need something not aligned w party positions to get people to break ranks and giving Congresspeople goodies for their jurisdiction was it.

I guess we never really tried bribes tho
This hidden provision is so crooked and selfish, it doesn't even apply to US Representatives. Just US Senators.
Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yeah, this makes sense to me too. It’s still infuriating.
I scribbled down all my shutdown-related intrusive thoughts and put them in a blog post.

open.substack.com/pub/davekarp...
The Shutdown Surrender
I just... I mean... Whatever.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Schumer and all the others need to be primaried into oblivion, sent to a retirement home, and never heard from again
Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Democrats are just the absolute *worst* at politics. No question that the Republicans were being blamed for the shutdown. It sucked a lot but at least the politics were working. Now, by caving for nothing, they invalidate all that and leave people asking what the point was? It’s now their fault.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The thing to make it about was the lawless authoritarianism. Just like last week’s elections were.
They were never going to get ACA subsidies, which is part of why it was a mistake to insist this was only about ACA subsidies and nothing else.
Sincere question: does anybody have any evidence that the GOP/WH would have eventually folded and extended the ACA subsidies if the shutdown continued?

I haven’t seen any. The President didn’t seem to feeling any pressure. No GOP Senator AFAIK expressed any concern. (Some Reps did)
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Trump pardoning the fake ejectors criminals the same day that Senate Dems cave on the shutdown for nothing but a promise to hold a vote on health care says all you really need to understand 2025 politics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM