hmslee.bsky.social
@hmslee.bsky.social
Went to go confront the weed smoker in the courtyard.

Its an actual skunk, no weed, just skunk.

So glad I didn't send a message about it in slack first.
October 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I wonder if people in hell know they are there?

You acted like an ass because you thought the world was terrible and you wanted yours.

Now you are surrounded by a terrible world full of people who agree with your take on things.
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm a city dweller who has never has cholera. Sewers are so sexy.
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ok, seriously how do I get the bears off my feed?

I have another app for naked bodies that I don't open at work.
September 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm disappointed that this rapture thing didn't work out.

Now I have to finish all this audit paperwork for tomorrow.

Oh, wait.... DAMMIT.
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pondering the notion that left-right, red-blue, dichotomy may be related to safety.

To wit, who are we most comfortable with violating our sense of safety.

Because I watched a terrifying documentary about momfluencers in So. Utah that makes me fear visiting my parents there (1/x)
September 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dear algorithm,

What did I do to get all these naked man chests in my discover feed?

I don't understand people who think this site doesn't offer the breadth of experience, I'm getting everything and a chicken dinner.
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Oh, what the fuck?!? All my published academic papers are in here. Somehow when I heard, “authors,” I forgot about myself and academic work.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Chinese robotics firms target ‘silver economy’ with elderly-care robots

https://www.newsbeep.com/uk/117514/

A senior resident interacts with “Xia Lan,” a humanoid robot, at Shenzhen Nursing Home in Shenzhen, south China’s…
Chinese robotics firms target 'silver economy' with elderly-care robots - United Kingdom News Beep
A senior resident interacts with "Xia Lan," a humanoid robot, at Shenzhen Nursing Home in Shenzhen, south China's Guangdong Province, March 3, 2025.
www.newsbeep.com
September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my favorite things here is seeing that someone is doing stuff where I live.

Like, I'm not alone but I also don't have to make plans.
September 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Look, if you follow me and your only post is a woman, presumably you, with big tits falling out of your shirt, I'm gonna block you.

I'm not in my big bosom era. I cut them off a decade ago. We had a party at Folsom for them and everything.

Snark and spreadsheets are my turn ons now.
September 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I thought I had a bad 24 hours but I'm pleased to report the gratitude has returned because it's still not as bad as Giuliani's night.
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Happy Caturday… 🐱
#caturday #bluesky
August 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I was 53 years old when I discovered that if you put your burrito in a sandwich bag while you are eating it, the juices don't land in your lap and the leftovers can go straight into the fridge.

This is an excellent reason to live on your own, which I am doing, better late than never.
August 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Words have meaning and accounting is a system of actual numerical manipulation with rules.

I've put in over 100 hours trying to communicate with a worksheet called shared cost allocations that to be clear, is not allocating shared costs.

They also don't use AR/AP. Don't ask.
August 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Doing a name search is wild with the stupid AI.

Although what a resume.

Why doesn't want to hire porn star who can do her own plastic surgery and then sue the manufacturer when it turns out they didn't add a disclaimer about being conscious while operating the machinery?
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Ultimately, I think the problem I'm having with social media is that I learned that just because you think it doesn't mean it deserves an audience.

But it's been fun hanging out and honestly, this is a much safer place to hear the news.
August 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well, my interest free, payment free student loans have finally come to an end.

But 5 years of not having to freak out about the ballooning interest was a nice break during all the rest of the general freaking out.
July 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Anyone else get this dystopian nightmare?

What's next a letter from FEMA saying how great it will be to write off my disaster expenses because I didn't get a hurricane warning?
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Not everyone can confront ICE in protest, but an awful lot of y'all can go to that strip mall Mexican restaurant with 4.8 stars and most of the reviews are in Spanish.

The food is amazing and they need your help.
June 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think my desire to engage on this app may be proportional to the amount of financial auditing in my day.
June 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I could go for a floral print sofa right about now.

What happened to ikea, they used to make such fun fabric.
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Went to see Peach Pit at the Civic last night.

Concierge service for disabled persons started at the end of the block upon arrival.

Someone falling or looking ill in the pit stopped the whole show until they were taken care of.

Gotta say, the woke agenda is sure full of care and kindness.
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM