Hmwhatnow
@hmwhatnow.bsky.social
I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
Where's my flying car, you tech bro shits?
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where's my flying car, you tech bro shits?
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
Weird day at the office today. Took me right back.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Weird day at the office today. Took me right back.
Arrived at my hotel on a business trip to TV's London. It's like someone built an aircraft hangar on the 16th floor.
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Arrived at my hotel on a business trip to TV's London. It's like someone built an aircraft hangar on the 16th floor.
No idea whether to be pleased, offended, or shrug. Obviously, I'm leaning toward shrugging.
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No idea whether to be pleased, offended, or shrug. Obviously, I'm leaning toward shrugging.
This is my kind of bookshop categorisation.
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is my kind of bookshop categorisation.
News International?
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
News International?
All done. It can never be moved. I may have overengineered a tad. The dog approves now he can see out the window again.
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
All done. It can never be moved. I may have overengineered a tad. The dog approves now he can see out the window again.
Stopped for the night. But footboard and side rails done.
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Stopped for the night. But footboard and side rails done.
One headboard built. Now for a footboard to match.
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One headboard built. Now for a footboard to match.
We need a new guest bed. So, today is project day.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We need a new guest bed. So, today is project day.
I can't stop laughing at this sign outside the village pub.
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I can't stop laughing at this sign outside the village pub.
Young tories weirdly looking or acting 50 isn’t a new thing. We've all seen William '16 pints a night' Hague speaking in the 80s right?
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Young tories weirdly looking or acting 50 isn’t a new thing. We've all seen William '16 pints a night' Hague speaking in the 80s right?
I mean, there are 3 white faces in the photo for a start. Frankly, I'm amazed he saw any people of colour. I'd've thought they'd be hiding in bushes and running round corners to avoid the racist bell.
October 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I mean, there are 3 white faces in the photo for a start. Frankly, I'm amazed he saw any people of colour. I'd've thought they'd be hiding in bushes and running round corners to avoid the racist bell.
What is wrong with Gen z/a/whatever it is now? Queueing is cool? I despair.
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
What is wrong with Gen z/a/whatever it is now? Queueing is cool? I despair.
If you see this, post something monochromatic (DO IT NOW)
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you see this, post something monochromatic (DO IT NOW)
I've been here the best part of a week now, and I only just noticed that this mirror is also a TV.
October 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've been here the best part of a week now, and I only just noticed that this mirror is also a TV.
What do they mean "hidden"?
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What do they mean "hidden"?
Anyway, here's a pointless sign.
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Anyway, here's a pointless sign.
Not that convinced by gazelle horn ice cream, though...
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Not that convinced by gazelle horn ice cream, though...
It's been a tough morning so far. Warming up, too.
September 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's been a tough morning so far. Warming up, too.
See what I mean? Sounds like Don Corleone or something. Doesn't make me want to rush back to the app.
September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
See what I mean? Sounds like Don Corleone or something. Doesn't make me want to rush back to the app.