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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
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I dont think anyone will ask owt, but I do love hopping on any passing bandwagon... ngl.link/hmwhatnow1
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Manual labour sucks. I keep forgetting this fact and then volunteering for it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Started this at 8 and I'm already knackered.
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It's weird, isn't it, that there have been loads of scandals at the Beeb where Tim Davie's resignation would've been reasonable, but this is just a storm in a teacup that the right wing are blowing up.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This thing is a proper time capsule of 1950s pop culture. Calypso, skiffle, 12-bar blues. Weird to know the Beatles, Stones, Kinks et al are going to blow it all out of the water in 5 years or so.
Tommy Steele playing himself in the Tommy Steele Story is wholesome TV for a Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Tommy Steele playing himself in the Tommy Steele Story is wholesome TV for a Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Where's my flying car, you tech bro shits?
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Accidentally watching 'ordinary' Countdown. It's nowhere near as good as cats does... Far too earnest.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Wish the devs would stop fucking up this perfectly good product they accidentally made.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Je le trouve.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hello from the woods where my dog has entirely buggered off to run with the deer. I wish I'd brought lunch with me now.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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BIG DAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird day at the office today. Took me right back.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Been replaced? It's his deputy. He's deputising. Wind your neck in and try to appear less racist.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What is with all the accidental prisoner releases? How hard can it be?
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The bubble, it's bursting.

Good.
Breaking news: US stocks have dropped as jitters over highly elevated valuations for many artificial intelligence companies intensified and top Wall Street executives said markets were vulnerable to a pullback. on.ft.com/4hIMmhj
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You know that thing about your parents not being dead as long as you can look in a mirror or whatever? I can confirm, as I approach 50, that my dad's nasal hair is alive and kicking 16 years after his cremation.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Having a light supper of, erm, tangfastics. Healthy.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Morning BS. How are we?
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Driving from York to Oxford today. Some kind of metaphor for how far I've come since I pottered up to my college all that time ago. 180 miles it turns out. I quite enjoy a long drive though. Once I have coffee on board.
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
@bethanyblack.bsky.social Was it you who posted about OpenAI's PL? Or rather massive losses? Was looking for that thread the other day and couldn't remember who had said it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Arne Slot is really being found out right now.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM