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one last call for dick and balls
(this is a shitpost/in-joke account. no, there’s no context)
(this is a shitpost/in-joke account. no, there’s no context)
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beatboxing puppy
beatboxing puppy
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
beatboxing puppy
it smells like wet dog out here and i don’t think it’s me
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
it smells like wet dog out here and i don’t think it’s me
Did you fucking kick iron man in the gooch like what did you do do your legs
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did you fucking kick iron man in the gooch like what did you do do your legs
trouble with the hammer of the trolley of justice
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
trouble with the hammer of the trolley of justice
i was. trying to take a picture of my gooch, as well as a bad dragon also up my ass, and somehow. that masterpiece came out of me instead
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i was. trying to take a picture of my gooch, as well as a bad dragon also up my ass, and somehow. that masterpiece came out of me instead
did he put too many zyns in his foreskin? is he forezynning?
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
did he put too many zyns in his foreskin? is he forezynning?
this episode of bluey is called Cunt
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this episode of bluey is called Cunt
with her gick, and his bussy, the weather is perfect for the twink getting pegged down dirty style
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
with her gick, and his bussy, the weather is perfect for the twink getting pegged down dirty style
sex is a lot like tomba 2
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sex is a lot like tomba 2
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
the image that popped into my head when you went “awww” was, for whatever reason, melania trump eating a piece of watermelon out of someone’s hand like a turtle
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the image that popped into my head when you went “awww” was, for whatever reason, melania trump eating a piece of watermelon out of someone’s hand like a turtle
i’m trapped in the vestibule with jill girldick?
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
i’m trapped in the vestibule with jill girldick?
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I’M SHOWING HOLE AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’M SHOWING HOLE AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
the last time a bearded man gave me a flaming hammer i had to take antibiotics
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the last time a bearded man gave me a flaming hammer i had to take antibiotics
i wanna take an AP class in your ASS
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i wanna take an AP class in your ASS
I life Wolf ass and I cannot tell a Lie -george washing ton
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I life Wolf ass and I cannot tell a Lie -george washing ton
don’t you start hating christmas you jingle bell bitch it’s one of the things i love about you
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
don’t you start hating christmas you jingle bell bitch it’s one of the things i love about you
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hear that, babe?! the heavens sculpted my wiener for your pussy alone !!
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hear that, babe?! the heavens sculpted my wiener for your pussy alone !!
RIGHT as you’re about to leave is when you start sensually massaging my cock?!
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
RIGHT as you’re about to leave is when you start sensually massaging my cock?!
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DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING ?? HOT DOG POLICE ?
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING ?? HOT DOG POLICE ?
IS GERSON A SNERSON
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
IS GERSON A SNERSON
no! you are explicitly not tutu
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
no! you are explicitly not tutu
i’ll do it buy me a $12 tattoo gun from trader joe’s
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i’ll do it buy me a $12 tattoo gun from trader joe’s
a television is inherently sexier than a surge protector. no i won’t elaborate.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
a television is inherently sexier than a surge protector. no i won’t elaborate.