JessMan
@hockeypunk76.bsky.social
Likes ska, punk, some classic rock & new wave. Plays bass, acoustic guitar, trumpet, piano, hockey, and golf. Dad, husband, train and plane enthusiast. User of Oxford commas.
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Map is not wind chills! 🥶🧊
-Single digits to teens Sat am - wind chills below 0.
-Sat forecast 22 and Thur forecast 21. DC hasn’t seen high as cold as 21 since '18.
-NWS has 20s highs for six days. Would be longest streak since seven in Feb 1979.
-5 Tue would break daily record from 1935.
-Single digits to teens Sat am - wind chills below 0.
-Sat forecast 22 and Thur forecast 21. DC hasn’t seen high as cold as 21 since '18.
-NWS has 20s highs for six days. Would be longest streak since seven in Feb 1979.
-5 Tue would break daily record from 1935.
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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You ever feel a deep personal obligation to personally keep a local restaurant alive and well by ordering way too much food from them semi-often?
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
You ever feel a deep personal obligation to personally keep a local restaurant alive and well by ordering way too much food from them semi-often?
Right in the middle of the 5-9" zone, let's go
🚨 Major update: more ice, higher outage risk
• More sleet, less pure snow, some spots could get 1–3" of sleet on top of snow (very heavy)
• Freezing rain risk up S of Beltway; outage risk growing, esp. S MD
• Clear early, often: this will harden quickly
Link: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
• More sleet, less pure snow, some spots could get 1–3" of sleet on top of snow (very heavy)
• Freezing rain risk up S of Beltway; outage risk growing, esp. S MD
• Clear early, often: this will harden quickly
Link: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Right in the middle of the 5-9" zone, let's go
Just stepped off the bus and was greeted by this @capitalweather.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just stepped off the bus and was greeted by this @capitalweather.bsky.social
Has anybody anywhere ever followed someone's Instagram from a sticker on a car window?
January 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Has anybody anywhere ever followed someone's Instagram from a sticker on a car window?
(Jim) Abbott and (Elvis) Costello
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
(Jim) Abbott and (Elvis) Costello
Reposted by JessMan
❄️ 🥁Our first snowfall map is out!!!
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
❄️ 🥁Our first snowfall map is out!!!
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Here we go...subject to change:
• Beltway: 5–10"
• SE areas.: 4–8"
• Far NW areas: 8–14"
Change to sleet will cut down snow totals Beltway + SE but result in hard-to-shovel mess.
Full briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Dag, the hype is feeling real
NEW: The National Weather Service has raised the winter storm threat to its highest level for Sunday for the entire DC region.
This means a high threat of a high impact winter storm that causes significant travel delays, closures and threats to life and property.
This means a high threat of a high impact winter storm that causes significant travel delays, closures and threats to life and property.
January 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Dag, the hype is feeling real
Don't tell my wife but I don't like the new hockey stick I just bought...online shopping for another, I know where I went wrong
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Don't tell my wife but I don't like the new hockey stick I just bought...online shopping for another, I know where I went wrong
Jooky Man tell me what your story is
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Jooky Man tell me what your story is
Let's see if it lives up to the hype
"Signficant" snow risk Sunday according to the National Weather Service.
NWS has a helpful threat assessment page for evaluating the risk of different weather hazards.
There's still 5 to 6 days until this storm arrives, but the "potential" (not guarantee) for a major winter storm is on the table.
NWS has a helpful threat assessment page for evaluating the risk of different weather hazards.
There's still 5 to 6 days until this storm arrives, but the "potential" (not guarantee) for a major winter storm is on the table.
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Let's see if it lives up to the hype
Are tattoos ever going to go out of style?
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are tattoos ever going to go out of style?
Apropos of nothing, cloister is a funny word
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Apropos of nothing, cloister is a funny word
You know those harmonicas that are like double harmonicas?
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You know those harmonicas that are like double harmonicas?
Why doesn't Chrome massively slow down my phone?
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Why doesn't Chrome massively slow down my phone?
Well I figured out the chords to all the songs on @theslackersband.bsky.social Money is King EP but I can't the lyrics are anywhere online yet...
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Well I figured out the chords to all the songs on @theslackersband.bsky.social Money is King EP but I can't the lyrics are anywhere online yet...
Probably because I mentioned to my wife last night that they hadn't lost in regulation at home all year. Sorry Avs. But I do want that to happen again on Monday
The Predators win 7-3 in Colorado to hand the Avalanche their first regulation loss at home of the season (19-1-3).
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Probably because I mentioned to my wife last night that they hadn't lost in regulation at home all year. Sorry Avs. But I do want that to happen again on Monday
Panarin???
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Panarin???
Yea but they're gonna do the same thing they always do and trot him out there anyway
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Yea but they're gonna do the same thing they always do and trot him out there anyway
I have not read the terms & conditions
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I have not read the terms & conditions
College hockey players have the whitest names imaginable
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
College hockey players have the whitest names imaginable
I want to be rich enough to not think twice about angrily throwing a glass of liquor into my fireplace
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I want to be rich enough to not think twice about angrily throwing a glass of liquor into my fireplace
Cheez-its in a zip lock bag are elite at absorbing flavor from a banana within 5 feet
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Cheez-its in a zip lock bag are elite at absorbing flavor from a banana within 5 feet