Michael Hoffman
@hof.fm
Union software engineer building games for a newspaper.
This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
hof.fm
This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
hof.fm
Virtuosically self-undermining reply to a LinkedIn post about community opposition to AI data center construction.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Virtuosically self-undermining reply to a LinkedIn post about community opposition to AI data center construction.
Update: I am the King of Business.
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Update: I am the King of Business.
Doing numbers on LinkedIn where I’m 95th percentile funny.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Doing numbers on LinkedIn where I’m 95th percentile funny.
Decided to take “Meta AI” for a spin.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Decided to take “Meta AI” for a spin.
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
Look how they massacred my boy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Look how they massacred my boy.
What other nation is immediately identifiable by a single monochromatic polygon?
That’s good branding.
That’s good branding.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What other nation is immediately identifiable by a single monochromatic polygon?
That’s good branding.
That’s good branding.
Every year my co-working space does a Halloween thing in the anteroom where you get off the elevator. Every year they get me good.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Every year my co-working space does a Halloween thing in the anteroom where you get off the elevator. Every year they get me good.
LinkedIn remains GOATed.
🧑🍳💋
🧑🍳💋
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
LinkedIn remains GOATed.
🧑🍳💋
🧑🍳💋
Carmen Sandiego is having a busy weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Carmen Sandiego is having a busy weekend.
Respectfully, Mr. Mamdani: Blaze it!
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Respectfully, Mr. Mamdani: Blaze it!
I made the world's most obnoxious "suggested change" code review comment.
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I made the world's most obnoxious "suggested change" code review comment.
2025 is the year of Linux on the subway.
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
2025 is the year of Linux on the subway.
Last night was incredible.
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Last night was incredible.
Reply with your guess. What did I get when I Googled “contact budget”?
A OR B
A OR B
September 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reply with your guess. What did I get when I Googled “contact budget”?
A OR B
A OR B
Meta AI doesn’t have personal opinions.
BUT
BUT
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Meta AI doesn’t have personal opinions.
BUT
BUT
Introducing Play Only Time.
It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya.
I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime.
www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...
It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya.
I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime.
www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...
August 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Introducing Play Only Time.
It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya.
I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime.
www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...
It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya.
I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime.
www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...
August 22, 2025. The day AI transported me to the future.
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
August 22, 2025. The day AI transported me to the future.
Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro.
Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat.
The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere.
So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.
Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat.
The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere.
So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro.
Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat.
The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere.
So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.
Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat.
The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere.
So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.
When you are, like, REALLY into processing JSON.
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When you are, like, REALLY into processing JSON.
Look, it’s NYC Snack Man.
July 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look, it’s NYC Snack Man.