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Michael Hoffman
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Union software engineer building games for a newspaper.

This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.

ABD for life. (he/him)

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Virtuosically self-undermining reply to a LinkedIn post about community opposition to AI data center construction.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Update: I am the King of Business.
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Doing numbers on LinkedIn where I’m 95th percentile funny.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Decided to take “Meta AI” for a spin.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look how they massacred my boy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What other nation is immediately identifiable by a single monochromatic polygon?

That’s good branding.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every year my co-working space does a Halloween thing in the anteroom where you get off the elevator. Every year they get me good.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
LinkedIn remains GOATed.

🧑‍🍳💋
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Carmen Sandiego is having a busy weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Respectfully, Mr. Mamdani: Blaze it!
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
ok moon
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I made the world's most obnoxious "suggested change" code review comment.
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
2025 is the year of Linux on the subway.
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Last night was incredible.
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reply with your guess. What did I get when I Googled “contact budget”?

A OR B
September 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Meta AI doesn’t have personal opinions.

BUT
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Introducing Play Only Time.

It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya.

I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime.

www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...
August 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
August 22, 2025. The day AI transported me to the future.
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He’s baa-aack!
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro.

Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat.

The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere.

So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mmmmm, display wine
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When you are, like, REALLY into processing JSON.
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Look, it’s NYC Snack Man.
July 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM