Michael Hoffman
@hof.fm
Union software engineer building games for a newspaper.
This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
hof.fm
This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
hof.fm
brb making a cobb-onara
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
brb making a cobb-onara
Make sure to leave some Hanukkah cookies out for Judah Claus.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Make sure to leave some Hanukkah cookies out for Judah Claus.
Reposted by Michael Hoffman
I am up at 5 am to hit the gym.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I am up at 5 am to hit the gym.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
I am up at 5 am to hit the gym.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I am up at 5 am to hit the gym.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”.
Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance.
As a thought leader, I must remain humble.
Update: I am the King of Business.
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Update: I am the King of Business.
Let’s set up some time to discuss. Otherwise, our CRM software will follow up every 2 days for the next several weeks!
Cheers,
Floppy AI Senior Recruiter
Cheers,
Floppy AI Senior Recruiter
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Let’s set up some time to discuss. Otherwise, our CRM software will follow up every 2 days for the next several weeks!
Cheers,
Floppy AI Senior Recruiter
Cheers,
Floppy AI Senior Recruiter
We have a strong—i.e. mandatory—in-office culture and we’ll pay you extra to live right nearby.
True, this neighborhood is impossible if you have a family, but great candidates like you don’t have those!
True, this neighborhood is impossible if you have a family, but great candidates like you don’t have those!
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We have a strong—i.e. mandatory—in-office culture and we’ll pay you extra to live right nearby.
True, this neighborhood is impossible if you have a family, but great candidates like you don’t have those!
True, this neighborhood is impossible if you have a family, but great candidates like you don’t have those!
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