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Hog of the Future
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Canadian. Asexual. Lutheran. Autistic. He/him.
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A comic. A woman looks into a door and says "hey, what are you up...to...?" A man is dressed like Godzilla with a toy city. He says "Raw-uhhh..." The woman says "Look, if you're going to be doing weird nerd stuff..." She puts on a Mothra costume, says "You gotta include me" and the man celebrates.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A thread of tweets. The Kenosha Kid posts "hello Keita Takahashi I love your work but why are the cowbear levels in katamari the hardest thing in the world" Keita Takahashi responds "Because I am a jerk." The Kenosha Kid responds "I understand"
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My more serious answer is Willem Dafoe in that Nosferatu movie.
Willem Dafoe as Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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A black mug with bat wings, two yellow eyes, and a smile with two vampire fangs.
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Two comic panels. Morbius is talking to another vampire. Morbius says "So I will work with you as long as our goals align." The other vampire says "yes! It's morbin time!" Morbius says "I have no idea what that is, but if you ever utter that phrase again, I will dismember you." The other says "ah okay. Fair enough. Still, very excited to have you on the project."
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Two comic panels. Morbius is talking to another vampire. Morbius says "So I will work with you as long as our goals align." The other vampire says "yes! It's morbin time!" Morbius says "I have no idea what that is, but if you ever utter that phrase again, I will dismember you." The other says "ah okay. Fair enough. Still, very excited to have you on the project."
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This stirred up memories of this screenshot.
A tweet by Father Patrick Hyde: I told one of the brothers our temporary code to the doors in the rectory will be 1 2 3 4. "That will be easy to remember" he said. "Because that is the year St. Dominic was canonized." Whatever it takes to remember the code I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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There's a WWII picture of a woman drinking tea while sitting on the ruins of London.
A woman drinking tea while sitting on rubble.
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I like this one
A picture labeled Girls at Sleepovers. One girl says "let's summon a demon" and another girl responds "omg this is gonna be so fun" The bottom half is labeled boys at sleepovers and features armed men fighting a demon and saying "who keeps summoning them"
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A Netflix screenshot. Bill Nye the Science Guy Millions died and Europe burned under his insane rule. What transformed him from human to living horror?
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Ultron from Avengers: Age of Ultron
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Bruce Maddox from Star Trek The Next Generation
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A TV guide entry. 11 pm interview with a vampire (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Bruce Maddox from Star Trek The Next Generation
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A waiter asks three people at a table what they want to drink. All three order a bloody Mary. Bloody Mary then appears at the table and asks for a water.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I have voted in the Edmonton municipal election.
A round, yellow sticker with a white circle with an x in it and the words I showed up.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A picture of a wizard casting a spell. It is labelled "I release your curse. You have permanently won the game."
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I don't know why, but I thought of these two panels.
Dick Grayson talking to Alfred. Dick says "Bruce has forbidden me to be Robin on my own. He'd be mad if I disobeyed." Alfred says "True. And he would be furious if I aided you" Alfred and Dick both run off. Alfred says "I'll get the car warmed up." Dick says "And I'll get into my costume"
October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Reminds me of this
A tea stand with a banner saying Chai GPT Chai GPT (genuinely pure tea) enhanced with AI (Adrak & ilaichi)
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A tweet by Pen Gwen With LC The autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me.
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I'm reminded of this webcomic from several years back.
A Harry Potter webcomic. A girl says "He did it. He caught the snitch. The game is over? A boy asks "what? Why?" The girl says "when the seeker gets a hold of the snitch, the game ends." The boy asks "but why when they catch the snitch?" The girl says "because everyone wants it caught and it's very difficult to do so." The boy asks "but why?" After some silence, the girl says, "the snitch knows why" Everyone starts beating the snitch. The snitch says "nooo! I did what I did to survive on the inside"
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Kangaskhan
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Mulder from The X-Files Scully from Brooklyn 99
September 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A black and white photo of Captain Janeway dressed as Arachnia.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A pokemon called Chikorita
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM