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Hollywood liberal, Bollinger bolshevik, choose your favorite pejorative. Turn-ons include film/TV, music, civil rights, architecture, cars, travel, food, gin […]

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Just saw a reference to a different Cimarron, but now I’m thinking of an ill-conceived Cadillac that was probably—to most people—visually indistinguishable from a Chevrolet Cavalier. Because it was peak badge engineering.

In 1984, for instance, the Cimarron […]

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February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I continue to think it’s wild that Casey Wasserman, who never in my understanding had any contact with Jeffrey Epstein—only pursued Ghislaine Maxwell romantically—seems to be the American who’s paying the biggest price.
February 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
A true fact about the South is that some of the best food you’ll find is at gas stations.

e.g. A very fancy friend in Mississippi once insisted—ready to fight me—that I was a fool to dine at the ‘good’ downtown BBQ joint because the ribs were much better at a […]

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February 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I’m starting to wonder if he’s literally forgetting to put his makeup on.

(Also, however much Trump may love all her gushing praise, it’s surprising he’d want to pal around with someone who’s so objectively a loser.)
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Loved the idea of this so much I thought I might try stretching my limited culinary skill. But tapped out the second I saw it calls for TWENTY-NINE ingredients.

Even though a few of those—on close inspection—were various quantities of water.
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Usually couldn’t care less about books that dish on the private lives of celebrities—but that doesn’t apply with these two. I’m inclined to care about their awfulness.
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I knew the part about a franchise owner creating the Filet-O-Fish. But did not know it was HALIBUT at the beginning. That was some snazzy fast food haha.
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Always hated Nextdoor, never used it and that may be why they periodically bombarding my inbox with notifications to which I never subscribed and from which I always immediately unsubscribe.

Finally had enough. And yet I think they'll STILL send me those goddamn notifications.
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Walking down an alley behind a restaurant where a server is currently hacking up a lung. Romantic diners may be getting more than they bargained for.
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Oh, you can fuck right off, person who only followed me to ask for money and whose posts I’ve never seen because I didn’t follow back.
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I was perfectly content until my mother put in my mind the fact I’m not also dining on the most perfect spring roll that exists.
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Few time machines as effective as album tracks or singles that barely charted if you’ve haven’t played them much between then and now.

Hello, life in 1984.
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
And, yes, it’s Friday, and, yes, my dinner has been rather liquid.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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economy so bad they got mcnuggets listed as market price
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
‘Your Side of Town’ video thrilling me. I was in London when it was first released, on a loop the entire time I was there, and now inseparable in my mind from SW1 and W1.

But seeing its video is actually very Vegas—my adopted hometown—is amazing.
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Hi, photo editor, that’s a coupe
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Early in the evening but I have just played ‘Too Drunk to Fuck’ by Dead Kennedys because it’s a personal favorite—but also the bartender pal who gives me very heavy pours likes it haha.
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Wow, ‘Pain’ by Jimmy Eats World—which I haven’t heard in 20 years—taking me back to driving a Ferrari down PCH in Malibu and getting mobbed at the fish taco shack by every guy who wanted a closer look. Never women in cars like that haha.

(Back in a former life when I was very […]
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February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Just once I'd love to hear a retiring Olympic athlete say .... when prompted about what's next for them .... "you know, now that I'm not going to be drug tested anymore, I'm gonna go smoke some weed and get super high."

This is also a tremendous cross talk opportunity with Snoop Dogg.

Anyway […]
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February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Complimented my nephew’s haircut to my sister’s delight at my brother-in-law’s chagrin.

His conventionality is constantly colliding with our family’s bohemian streak—which will treat edgier looks as fun and correct for teenagers haha.
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The algorithm playing one of the prettiest songs at me. The first half of ‘Suite: Clouds, Rain’ by David Gates—lead singer for Bread.

https://youtu.be/pAddWbeLYV
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sister driving through town on her way to a ski weekend brought a package from my sainted mother: Her chocolate cake without any icing, baked this morning, which is one of the only desserts I have difficulty resisting.
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM