You guess correctly. They’re not chocolates imo.. they are chocolate biscuits 👀

Stuffing them in an empty Pepsi bottle is not sufficient !!

It’s a bad day to be a chocolate in a Celebrations tub on my desk at work 👀

Sadly this also frees you up to make another chocolate tub raid 😬

Even giving United an extra man advantage. Ultimate flex 🥊

It has been pretty numb.. now just throbbing.

I was a big, brave boy though - and didn’t cry (much)

That was my reasoning!