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Holmz @holmz.uk · Nov 8
Too early for a #GasFollowBack hashtag to get the blue side of Bristol all linked up?
Disposing of chocolate wrappers after an unwise binge immediately absolves you of any guilt. The calories instantly evaporate away…
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Happy Budget Day

Did everyone get everything they wanted?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy Budget Eve 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bristol Popworld is now a gay club 😱
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Watching the Sam Fender London Stadium gig on YouTube.

Full of regret. It looks AMAZING
But I was so unbelievably fucked that I remember NOTHING. Possibly asleep
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Benn is so much better.. but Eubank so much bigger

Interesting last few rounds
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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‘At one point during cross examination, the prosecutor Peter Wright KC called Barton’s explanations “nonsense”, to which the former player responded by asking: “Are you calling me a nonce?” Wright in turn responded: “No, nonsense.”’
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Top night out with the #DanishGas 🇩🇰🍻

@xorrox.bsky.social @gauklerei.bsky.social

Skål !!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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@holmz.uk with a handful of tasty Spunk. #utg
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just whacked my big toe against a wall with great force playing barefoot balloon volleyball in the living room and I’ll be amazed if it isn’t broken.
Sickening thud.
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Locks is BACK

That is all
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Shouldn’t buy these things from Aldi.. can demolish a whole pack slowly over the course of a single evening if I am not careful 🫣
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Depressing, if true 🥺
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pickled cockles, soft boiled egg, franks hot sauce - on Ryvita!
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A touch windy out
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happy Oasis @ Wembley Day to all those who celebrate
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Had a consultancy appointment to discuss ripping out one of my wisdom teeth.. a follow-up to an x-ray..
“do you want us to do it now?”
*gulp*
The side of my face and mouth now completely numb. Looking forward to the agony when the anaesthetic wears off 😬
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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And they can fuck right off #nffc
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Scenic
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When in Grimsby 🐟🐟
August 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
On our way to Grimsby 🫣
August 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Orange wine is goooooood
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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We've all been there, fella.
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM