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Salad Bar Sneeze Guard Thief
@holyfuture.bsky.social
Andy or Willow
30 Any pronouns ♐
A dang ol' mess
Feel free to reach out! I'm always around! ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ
Mmmm mmmm vinyl roasts, trussed up and ready to cook
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reminds me of these god awful Palmer candies. They have to be called "Chocolaty" and "chocolate flavored" because legally there's not enough actual chocolate in them
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Anyone else think the credit wreckers can get it? Or is it just me?
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Same vibe
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They're always saying this about me
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
October 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
September 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Looking at the notifications like
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my biggest single contribution to wplace
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Da squirrels are living life silly style
May 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Bird in da walmart
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
May 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
February 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
reference image
January 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reporting to duty and ready for the evil to take me over
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
New merch out
November 28, 2024 at 11:08 PM
November 26, 2024 at 12:02 PM
I'm feeling like both of these right now
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM