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holyfuture.bsky.social
Salad Bar Sneeze Guard Thief
@holyfuture.bsky.social
120 followers 1.1K following 340 posts
Andy or Willow
30 Any pronouns ♐
A dang ol' mess
Feel free to reach out! I'm always around! ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ
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holyfuture.bsky.social
thinking about woodworking again. I need to go thrifting for cheap tools I can use!
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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basil-mage.bsky.social
Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Clown puppy Basil holding a giant teddy bear and smiling mischievously with the caption; "Happy Holidays!"
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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wrenanigans.bsky.social
where i create from
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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knebulanight.bsky.social
Merry Chrimmas, everyone! Here's some extremely cute and gay furries for all the nice girls and boys and theys.
Natalie (minty green reindeer girl) and Magda (very tall giraffe girl) in cute festive sweaters, and Magda wearing a mistletoe collar at the highest point of her long neck. There are two different variations featured. In the left image, Natalie is on a step ladder to reach up and give Magda a little kiss on the cheek. In the right image, Magda is wearing her hair more punk-style and she's holding Natalie up in the air to reach and give her a powerful open-mouth kiss.
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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nivnov.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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icecreamjones.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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strflr.bsky.social
Yote is Smart #7

[read here]

Posted: May 23, 2022
Panel 1: Sheyote and Peahen are in bed. Sheyote lying down and looking up with a thoughtful expression, asking: "FRIENDS stands for the friends, right?". Peahen, neck craned all the way over to look at her, replies "huh?". Panel 2: Sheyote, now sat up and with a finger up, Peahen listening intently, explains: "there's Ross, 'Friends', and uhhh" (the 'R' is underlined in both 'Ross' and 'Friends'). Panel 3: Peahen interjects with "Monica". Sheyote says "Friemds", the 'M' now underlined in the word. Panel 4: Peahen says "Rachel?", and Sheyote says "Frriemds" with the 'R' now underlined. Peahen says "Pheoebe". Both are looking up and away in thought. Panel 5: Sheyote says "Prriemds" with the 'P' now underlined. Peahen says "Joey" and Sheyote says "J...". Both characters appear to be losing momentum. Panel 6: Both characters are draw in a more abstract, silly style- smiling and with both their paws/wings up. Sheyote says "PRRIEMJS", in the font of the Friends logo.
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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silly2tilly.bsky.social
new animation :3
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
it's fun to imagine an old lady walking to her backdoor, shaking a dish, going "here kitty kitty" wondering where here kittums has gotten off to and meanwhile her little fluffmuffin has become a deity for the day
amandawtwong.bsky.social Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 1d
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
That black cat named Moon at Stonehenge surrounded by its adoring crowd during this year's winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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cat09tails.bsky.social
you can live 100 lifetimes or just one
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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jewishanime.bsky.social
sticker idea

#ffxiv #ffxivart
drawing of Level 1 nothing, a glitched antelope enemy from final fantasy xiv. She has her eyes closed pensively. she is in a circle, and behind her is a blue sky with sparkles. Text around the circle reads "GO GIRL - give us NOTHING"
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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dylanmacri.bsky.social
Remember to adjust you language options so you can see them on your feed
nokanol45.bsky.social nokanol45 @nokanol45.bsky.social · 1d
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese

cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
bluesky post languages (15m MA) - by day. graph shows the light blue line (Japanese) rising significantly in the last few hours
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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remanance.bsky.social
Goth Ankha, STLs available on my Kofi too!
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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akoolkoopa.bsky.social
Friend is watching one of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials for the first time
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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murazaki.bsky.social
Watercolor sketch illustration done for GirlyNekoBoi 

If you're interested in watercolor illustration commission.
You can submit your contact to my commission waitlist here: https://bit.ly/MuraCommWaitlist
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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bignosebug.bsky.social
Santa got VERY upset at me for making a grinch cake on stream this year.... 😓
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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catdecaf.bsky.social
I spent more time on this than I'd like to admit
Happy holidays
#rkggk
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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pondis.bsky.social
you can't be mad at her
#animation #cat
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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turboinvader.bsky.social
SEE YOU IN 2026, Idiot bastard...
#bubblebobble #fanart
Fan art of Bub from Bubble Bobble, Bub is flying in a cave using a bunch of balloons tied to his waist The whole picture is a parody of the "SEE YOU Idiot bastard" meme featuring Flying Pikachu from Pokémon Snap
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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queenrayna1337.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
Finally...the good part of youtube
A drawing of four youtube thumbnails and titles. They read “I become a rare 1993 Chicken Patty MRE,” “ASMR: You are dehydrated Beef Ration from the Second Boer War,” “K-Ration Shocks Québécois Accountant by speaking perfect French,” and “Hypnosis: You are a 2500 kcal 24 hour ration [warning][real]”
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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machinepix.bsky.social
Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM