Bri
@holymelancholia.bsky.social
She/her
Hostile bowel environment
Hostile bowel environment
Just now finding out that they did a film adaptation of the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just now finding out that they did a film adaptation of the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
The real Slavic™️ experience is forcing my husband to listen to molchat doma while I prepare a Thanksgiving dinner of pierogi and assorted side dishes
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The real Slavic™️ experience is forcing my husband to listen to molchat doma while I prepare a Thanksgiving dinner of pierogi and assorted side dishes
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Whoa! The shutdown’s ripple effect starting to hit.
Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.
If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.
Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.
If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Whoa! The shutdown’s ripple effect starting to hit.
Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.
If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.
Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.
If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.
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type of shit ive been on as of late
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
type of shit ive been on as of late
I've been told my toxic trait is defending the worst installment of any franchise even though it has only happened twice
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I've been told my toxic trait is defending the worst installment of any franchise even though it has only happened twice
Purgatory is just endlessly wandering around the hospital parking lot trying to find my car
September 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Purgatory is just endlessly wandering around the hospital parking lot trying to find my car
I'm gonna choke in a non sexy way
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm gonna choke in a non sexy way
"I want She Wants Revenge to cover 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls because I feel like the one guys voice is more fitting for the lyrics" -Mat
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"I want She Wants Revenge to cover 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls because I feel like the one guys voice is more fitting for the lyrics" -Mat
That one time I "modeled" merch for a friend
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That one time I "modeled" merch for a friend
Big ugly bruise has gotten uglier
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Big ugly bruise has gotten uglier
In laws are gifting us their crystal drink containers and honestly I'm a fan
August 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In laws are gifting us their crystal drink containers and honestly I'm a fan
Love it when a shot is so good I go blind for 3 seconds
August 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Love it when a shot is so good I go blind for 3 seconds
I always get complaints that my cold brew is too strong but no one ever stops to consider that maybe their caffeine tolerance is shit
August 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I always get complaints that my cold brew is too strong but no one ever stops to consider that maybe their caffeine tolerance is shit
My gyno had the nerve to ask if I wanted to try the copper IUD again
August 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My gyno had the nerve to ask if I wanted to try the copper IUD again
I grew up on these streets
August 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I grew up on these streets
Methodically creeping out of the room like I'm in a survival horror game so as not to wake the crated puppies I just spent an hour coaxing to get in the cage and go to sleep.
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Methodically creeping out of the room like I'm in a survival horror game so as not to wake the crated puppies I just spent an hour coaxing to get in the cage and go to sleep.
Eating two chicken tenders, choking on a sip of water and immediately passing out 🤤
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Eating two chicken tenders, choking on a sip of water and immediately passing out 🤤
I still use Twitter for some things and over the last few days I've seen over a dozen tweets mentioning A Serbian Film. I keep up with horrortwt to an extent but can't tell if it's renewed discourse or another case of a disturbing movie being discovered by tiktok and made relevant again.
April 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I still use Twitter for some things and over the last few days I've seen over a dozen tweets mentioning A Serbian Film. I keep up with horrortwt to an extent but can't tell if it's renewed discourse or another case of a disturbing movie being discovered by tiktok and made relevant again.
Not sure if saying "nice driveway" is a widespread Buffalo Polish thing for dyngus day or if my family is just insane.
April 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not sure if saying "nice driveway" is a widespread Buffalo Polish thing for dyngus day or if my family is just insane.
Met an antivaxxer today who is also against vaccinating pets. Pretty sure this is the first time I've seen anything of the sort.
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Met an antivaxxer today who is also against vaccinating pets. Pretty sure this is the first time I've seen anything of the sort.
My husband took a triple shot of whiskey and said "Werner Herzog presents: Here Comes Honey Booboo" in a horrible German accent moments after I walked through the door
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My husband took a triple shot of whiskey and said "Werner Herzog presents: Here Comes Honey Booboo" in a horrible German accent moments after I walked through the door