josh
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exciting life news! we have a dog now. his name is potato.
four photos of potato - a 14 week old dachshund in dark brown with light brown features - resting in our living room
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giant pike side view, fishing hall of fame, hayward, wisconsin, hayward, wisconsin, 1988
giant pike side view, fishing hall of fame, hayward, wisconsin, hayward, wisconsin, 1988
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letting the siren call go to voicemail
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junglist.bsky.social
this poem always ruins me ("Classic Water" by David Berman)
I remember Kitty saying we shared a deep longing for

the consolation prize, laughing as we rinsed the stagecoach.

I remember the night we camped out

           and I heard her whisper

“think of me as a place” from her sleeping bag

           with the centaur print.

I remember being in her father’s basement workshop

when we picked up an unknown man sobbing

over the shortwave radio

and the night we got so high we convinced ourselves

that the road was a hologram projected by the headlight beams.

I remember how she would always get everyone to vote

on what we should do next and the time she said

“all water is classic water” and shyly turned her face away.

At volleyball games her parents sat in the bleachers

like ambassadors from Indiana in all their midwestern schmaltz.

She was destroyed when they were busted for operating

a private judicial system within U.S. borders. Sometimes I’m awakened in the middle of the night

by the clatter of a room service cart and I think back on Kitty.

Those summer evenings by the government lake,

talking about the paradox of multiple Santas

or how it felt to have your heart broken.

I still get a hollow feeling on Labor Day when the summer ends

and I remember how I would always refer to her boyfriends

as what’s-his-face, which was wrong of me and I’d like

to apologize to those guys right now, wherever they are:

No one deserves to be called what’s-his-face.
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lightblanket.bsky.social
I find YouTube really welcoming. The children of YouTube are always saying Welcome to me. I barely ever see that in posts
lobstereo.bsky.social
macron appointing lecornu as pm
scene from eternal sunshine of spotless mind where characters play on beach in snow
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brynnester.bsky.social
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
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lobstereo.bsky.social
me to my brain: that's not very world mental health day of you
lobstereo.bsky.social
only in dimensions thus far unknown
lobstereo.bsky.social
still, good news about the extras
scorecard in nz vs bangladesh showing bangladesh 34/6 with extras top scoring
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tabsout.bsky.social
many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival
lobstereo.bsky.social
no that’s not right at all….where on earth did you get that idea from
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe
lobstereo.bsky.social
humiliated by my desire to recreate this image
photo of someone who has the three complete collections of heaney’s letters, poems and translations
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the new complete poems of seamus heaney will be spreading the 25 previously unpublished poems across twenty five unique deluxe editions and a digital deluxe version available online for 24 hours with exclusive voice note commentaries from the editors
lobstereo.bsky.social
hadn’t even heard of the krasznahorkai memoir-travelogue about journeying into chinese poetry (destruction and sorrows beneath the heavens) until yesterday which sounds amazing
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
Falling asleep to the soothing sound of the slime pits gurgling and spitting out the bones of my enemies 😌😴
lobstereo.bsky.social
agree. also doesn’t work so well when so many of the cast already know eachother on some level and alliances don’t form organically
lobstereo.bsky.social
she’s leaving to launch a your party membership portal 🤣🤣🤣
scotnational.bsky.social
BREAKING: Ash Regan has quit the Alba Party

lobstereo.bsky.social
can’t find out the highest women’s odi score without scoring a boundary to see how close sophie devine is from an arbitrary record because the dataset is full of innings with zero just because they didn’t bother to count. hashtag everyday sexism.
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debianxfce.bsky.social
(primary care physician suddenly getting serious) and is there any necromancy in the household?
lobstereo.bsky.social
simply reading one very basic introduction to architecture book instead of getting all their info from online would solve so many issues
lobstereo.bsky.social
remarkable images of people in gaza returning to what remains of gaza city after the ceasefire
crowds walking along road towards ruined city smaller groups in ruined street
lobstereo.bsky.social
started off brutalist then became modernist