Junie B(ee) Jones
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Junie B(ee) Jones
@honeybee737.bsky.social
The call of the jester hat is a siren song I can never resist || AFAB: Assigned Fuckboi at Birth 🏳️‍⚧️
Congrats to Catholics on the new pope. Sorry he's an American (derogatory)
May 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Suicide postponed; I cleaned my room so life is worth living again
March 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If I were a disease I think I’d spread rapidly and kill millions
October 20, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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If you sing along to songs in the movie theater I’m killing you with an old hatchet
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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I am running at you at mach speeds. Just enjoy the results
December 8, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Is there some sorta news channel where I can see where the spiders currently are?
December 13, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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Due to woke I shit my pants
January 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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"CPS? it's not abuse; me and my kid are just beefing"
December 4, 2024 at 7:10 PM