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so true Jonathan!!
Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
so true Jonathan!!
stomach is in SHAMBLES…a mystery as to why for sure 🧐
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
stomach is in SHAMBLES…a mystery as to why for sure 🧐
these were sooo good i also made mapo tofu udon and carbonara udon but my hungry ass forgot to take a picture before eating them
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
these were sooo good i also made mapo tofu udon and carbonara udon but my hungry ass forgot to take a picture before eating them
omg yall will not BELIEVE what i am eating right now 😭
once again i am enjoying a delicious bowl of udon
just made more udon
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
omg yall will not BELIEVE what i am eating right now 😭
once again i am enjoying a delicious bowl of udon
just made more udon
just made udon
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
once again i am enjoying a delicious bowl of udon
just made more udon
just made udon
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
just made more udon
nvm on my last flight and im watching the man next to me take his socks off and expose the open sores on his feet to the plane air (that we all have to breathe) lord help me
okay i have nothing else interesting to say or post see you all in 2-4 business weeks
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
nvm on my last flight and im watching the man next to me take his socks off and expose the open sores on his feet to the plane air (that we all have to breathe) lord help me
okay i have nothing else interesting to say or post see you all in 2-4 business weeks
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
okay i have nothing else interesting to say or post see you all in 2-4 business weeks
i will absolutely eat up a skirt and heeled boot combo 💯
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i will absolutely eat up a skirt and heeled boot combo 💯
i wanted so badly to recreate this photo but i had no conceivable way to explain to my coworkers why i needed them to make this shot 😔
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i wanted so badly to recreate this photo but i had no conceivable way to explain to my coworkers why i needed them to make this shot 😔
*goes to chicago once* should i fucking move here? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*goes to chicago once* should i fucking move here? 🤔
people who fart freely on airplanes should be shot
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
people who fart freely on airplanes should be shot
grapes are sooo delicious i wish i could eat them without fear in my heart
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
grapes are sooo delicious i wish i could eat them without fear in my heart
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SILENT HILL f
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
SILENT HILL f
i lost like 10 pounds but i survived the week! unlike a certain individual 🥱
I HAVE COVID?!
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i lost like 10 pounds but i survived the week! unlike a certain individual 🥱
bloomf getting suspended for saying he wanted a certain event to start a trend….this website is run by nazis fr 🙄
September 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bloomf getting suspended for saying he wanted a certain event to start a trend….this website is run by nazis fr 🙄
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO MEEEE BYE
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO MEEEE BYE
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the miso honey glazed chicken thighs with roasted sweet potatoes and broccoli i just made….
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
Alt: Cynthia erivo tapping her bald head while considering concepts during an interview
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the miso honey glazed chicken thighs with roasted sweet potatoes and broccoli i just made….
:( final fantasy ten
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
:( final fantasy ten
nvm i want to hurt myself and others
working four 10 hour shifts and having 3 days off in a row is kinda goated wait…
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
nvm i want to hurt myself and others
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