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HoofRat🇨🇦
@hoofrat.bsky.social
Childless dog lady, baker, 🏳️‍🌈ally, rural leftie

I may be old and forgetful, but at least I’m not old and forgetful
I was sent to ASG in 2023 for my knee replacement. The surgical team was great, but I was in and out so fast it made my head spin; I remember wondering if volume and quick turnover were how they made their money, given they were supposedly receiving the same funding as public facilities. Oops.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
And we pay his salary and benefits, FFS.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
How else was he supposed to go Christmas shopping? My late cat used to tuck my debit card under her collar and sally forth to the shops; in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have given her my PIN.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I miss biking to work every day (especially during COVID, when I had the social distancing lane on Jasper Ave largely to myself), walking around the Leg. at lunch, grabbing dinner at the late lamented Sobeys on 104th, meeting DH after work to skate at City Hall.

*sadly sings Green Acres theme*
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Aww, so cozy🙂
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Happy boy🙂
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gee, seems like Dani’s afraid of something? This doesn’t seem like the action of a government that’s assured of winning another election.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When we first moved into our home, we began manually clearing our overgrown gravel driveway. Given that herbicides and fertilizers are banned in our location, I was bemused by the number of people who stopped to tell us that we should really just be dumping a few gallons of Roundup on the weeds.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I learned on a manual typewriter in high school. Woohoo! For once, I’m gonna be ahead of the curve!

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December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You only have one?

*Sobs in Albertan*
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I gave her some guilt treats to help her over the trauma ;-)
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thor is lucky to have such a lovely garden to run in - it’s almost makes up for the terrible towel🙂
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Here come old flat top (seriously, did he spray his hair and whack it with a board?).
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Menopause. My attributes would be a cooling vest, a box of Vagifem and a fuckton of stupidly expensive chocolate labelled “Not For Sharing”. Bless.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A few years ago, there was a string of home invasions in my rural AB county. In every instance, the invaders specifically targeted places that were known to have guns they wanted to steal. So many people buying a gun for protection seem to forget it can be used against them.

Oh, and #fucktheUCP.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A friend whose cancer has recurred was denied the first round of administration to immune-compromised people because she doesn’t resume chemo until 2026, so she wasn’t in active treatment. She still got it free of charge because of her age, but she had to be vulnerable for an additional month.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As crushing as this is, you’re doing the kindest, most responsible thing for your girl. I’m so sorry for all your losses this year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do not cross a chihuahua

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December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
And piss everyone off equally. Is this her new crossing the floor/descending the stairs moment?

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December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM